My Pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard And they're like, do you wanna trade cards? Damn right, I wanna trade cards I will trade you, but not my Charizard My Pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard And they're like, do you wanna trade cards? Damn right, I wanna trade cards I will trade you, but not my Charizard And I'm gonna start rhyming on this track Doing the Bartman brings memories back I am not whack, just because my mother packed My lunch for me don't mean I don't come to school strapped With a backpack, full of phat raps And my authentic Pokemon baseball cap My Pokemon trading cards come out at lunchtime My Pokemon card game skills as mad as my rhymes I win every time, without fail My skills are criminal I deserve to be in jail Or maybe when I pick on the younger kids and steal their cards I'm a Poke-gangsta, man, I'm fully hard Just because I can't even finish a lap Of the school oval, doesn't mean I can't bust a poke-cap In yo ass, when you see me, pass Don't even look back, I'm an A grade in class A grade gangsta, what you gonna do? What you gonna do when I steal ya Pikachu? I also like Magic the Gathering, Dungeons and Dragons And I take a drug called Everquest that has my whole shit lagging Still I'm ill enough to prove I am the -blam!-ing best On the -blam!-ing mic, mother-blam!-er do not test Regardless of my asthma I've still go the skills To beat people in any game, getting lots of kills And don't even start on Quake, I'm the master If I was to lose there'd be a -blam!-ing disaster People would die, in the imminent explosion Excuse me a sec while I apply some pimple lotion ... *sniff sniff* I smell like cheddar My manly odour will only make the chicks wetter When it comes to consoles, I own them all But PC's are much better I reckon.. LAUL ROFLMAO, look what I just found A fake e-gangsta trying to copy my sound I'm going to bumrush this mother-blam!-ing dork Packet bomb his ass and stab him with a virtual fork I've never had sex, but I can code hex Never won a fight, but got my binary, aiight? You know Star Trek gives me so much joy Almost as much as all my Robotech toys I swear to god I'll blow up and get the chicks If not for my rhymes then for my jedi mind tricks Seriously man you cannot compare When I step into the underage disco people stare All the guys step back, the chicks all know I'm the mac If anyone fronts I'll level 3 wizard attack Kazzam, i'll put a spell on you Roleplaying is really cool you know it's true All my IRC friends think that I'm a god Regardless of the fact I think they're all nimrods My favorite television show would have to be Red Dwarf And my best friends alias is Sir Greemble Pompodof I play Warcraft 3 religiously I think Maddox is funny, it's killing me I enjoy haxx0ring, all the people I harrass And I take a computer programming class Oh noes.. I just spat on my mic Regardless I keep my rhymes tight Someday my peers will see the light And they Will all see my orc-like might Regardless of my short site I can see the future I will take over with some shit you just ain't used to I'll bring shit more illegal than SNES roms Fear my god damn mother-blam!-ing Pokemon My Pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard And they're like, do you wanna trade cards? Damn right, I wanna trade cards I will trade you, but not my Charizard My Pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard And they're like, do you wanna trade cards? Damn right, I wanna trade cards I will trade you, but not my Charizard