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Surf a Flood of random discussion.
Edited by TheFreshPrince: 1/30/2015 1:43:01 PM
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The history of the flood

>In the beginning there was nothing >Then out of nowhere there was a single being >It's ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) >( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) bends and shapes matter to build a forum to live on b.net >( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) gives birth two grizzled ancients of the flood >The ancients gather under the flood to speak of halo and The Lord and savior Lenny >eventually the ancients get kinky and decide to grow the forms > The two ancients birth two types of users >The first mates with there mother ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and gives birth to Archonos >The second gave birth to deej, he was corrupted into a pegboy that became the first desticle and was banished to a nether realm no floodian dared enter #Destiny >Achronos then went on to produce the entire flood as his alts >some of the alts grew to power and became the ninjas destined to watched over the forums >A golden age of b.old rose >a time of quality trolls and original jokes >but deej came back >he had an army of thousands of destructive children with seeminly one intention to destroy the flood. >they went on a crusade and nearly overwhelmed the flood taking one of their strongest nation #gaming >war was held many floodians and Desticles fell but in the end the flood had won >the two forums went their seperate ways and eventually #gaming was reclaimed >for now there is peace but the forum isn't the same as b.old >many of the original children of Achronos had fallen the ones that made b.old what it was and now the forums was lesser then what it was >deej still lurks in #destiny waiting for his moment to strike >a prophecy still tells of the day ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) will descend from the heavens to vanquish deej >it tells of a meeting between Achronos, deej and ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) >they all discuss peacefully until the pegboy side of deej cums out >( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and Achronos attack deej and throw him off his chair >he falls on the floor >Everyone does the dinasour

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