Even better is the look you get when coming out of the bathroom...and your all like "Oh it's just a cramp".
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No that's not the right way to do it. Always tell the truth. "YES i've been on the toilet and YES i took the biggest dump ever (because i'm a man) and because of all my efforts i blacked out and fell asleep." ;)
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Oh..when home..the wife knows..lol