So here's a checklist to tell if you could be an acquaintance of mine in real life
I don't expect internet people to meet these expectations
[ ]Do you support abortion?
[ ]Do you believe the earth is 4.5 billion years old?
[ ]Are you a liberal?
[ ]Do you support gays?
[ ]Do you support the legalization of weed?
[ ]Do you like today's rap music?
[ ]Do you openly criticize christians for their beliefs?
[ ]Are you a vegetarian for non-medical reasons?
[ ]Do you think you're a "badass"?
[ ]Do you watch anime?
[ ]Do you not shower at least once a day [b]with soap[/b]?
If you would say yes to any of these questions, we could not be friends.
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[ ]Do you support abortion? -Sure [ ]Do you believe the earth is 4.5 billion years old? - Yes [ ]Are you a liberal? -Yes [ ]Do you support gays? -Yes [ ]Do you support the legalization of weed? -Why not [ ]Do you like today's rap music? -Hell no [ ]Do you openly criticize christians for their beliefs? -Only if really stupid [ ]Are you a vegetarian for non-medical reasons? -Not anymore [ ]Do you think you're a "badass"? -Meh [ ]Do you watch anime? -No [ ]Do you not shower at least once a day [b]with soap[/b]? -Yes [spoiler]I know this is a joke, guys.[/spoiler]