Disease: Desired Atropos Symptoms: random urges to dance in a master cheif costume and doing the nai nai. Thinking you are master cheif. Becoming the master cheif. Ruining the master cheif. Killing THE MASTER CHEIF. Other symptoms may include: reading urges, urges to kiss your girlfriend (or boyfriend) More dancing. Embarrassing your friends in front of the school with stupid questions. Hating everyone you see for half a day and then wanting to say sorry to confuse them. Reading a post like a few below this one will make you become Desticle proof (a good thing) Cure: there is one cure and that is to find The real master cheif and......(dramatic moment) have a tea party with him while getting 15 head shots on grunts while sitting down in a wooden chair, and killing those grunts within a minutes. Warning if you have this disease while you are pregnant some of these symptoms may be passed on to offspring turning them into a spartan clown hybrid.