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Edited by FatherlyNick:
2/16/2015 10:40:32 PM
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Your username is now an illness/disorder/syndrome
Describe its symptoms, possible cure, etc.
FatherlyNick is a mental disorder.
[b]Symptoms:[/b] People with FatherlyNick suffer from extreme affection towards themselves. On the third stage of FatherlyNick, people may be deluded enough to start having a relationship with themselves. Any attempts to break up this relationship is quite improbable. Only one successful breakup attempt is recorded to date.
[b]Treatment:[/b] There are no known cures for the disorder. However, staying away from unstable people has been noted to prevent the onset of more severe symptoms and lessen their effects.
Edit 1: Over 300 replies. There are a lot of sick individuals out there.
Edit 2: Over 400 replies. The sickness is real.
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Prognosis: Gray Sharpies is a disorder that can be recieved from abusing too many inhalents, specifically Sharpie markers. This horrific disease slowly turns the subject's life into a gray-scale view descent into darkness. In a few days all color is gone. Shortly after even the hues of gray have started to blend until eventually all is lost in a black mix and nothing can be seen but the inevitable oblivion. Treatment: There is no treatment. Enjoy what time you have left and pray for some kind of delay to your impending doom. [spoiler]Drugs are bad mmkay[/spoiler]
