[b]Symptoms:[/b] Patients diagnosed with Guardian disorder tend to believe they are in Destitardland, or have hallucinations of what they call "awakening the hive." Other symptoms include random dancing, schizophrenia, asking others to "join their fireteam", thinking Halo 5 will actually be a good game, and other miscellaneous cognitive issues. [b]Treatment:[/b] Stop playing Destiny. Don't buy Halo 5 until Halo: MCC is fixed. Get rid of that damned Ghost toy that came with your $500 version of the game you bought on eBay when you learned they sold out in the first 12 hours.