Edward Kenway Syndrome -Your nipples are now magnetized, so now you can stick refrigerator magnets to them -For males your dick and testicles shrivel off and are then replaced with [b]4[/b] balls and [b]7[/b] dicks. (Pen0r can grow up to 1 mile) -For females you have the undesirable need to shout, "[b]I HAVE THE SHINIEST MEAT BICYCLE![/b]" and charge at people with staplers. -Spontainious combustion