Comment with your best joke!
Edit: Can't believe the amount of jokes there are - it's brilliant, keep them coming
Edit: Jesus that's a lot of jokes
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A dyslexic walks into an arb...
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Know why they call it a waist on a woman?...because they could have put another set of tits right there.
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You go nationwide.
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What's the difference between acne and a pedophile? Acne waits until you're a teen to come on your face
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Girl... Are you A fart? Because you just blew me away
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Three dumb blondes are stranded on an island. They were playing in the sand and found a gene lamp. The gene gives them one wish for each of them. So the first blonde says, "I wish I was smarter then both of the other girls!" So the gene turns her into a red head and she swims back to the mainland. The second blonde says, "I wish that I was smarter then the red head!" So the gene turns her into a burnet and she builds a boat and sails to the main land. The last blonde says, "I wish I was smarter then both of the other girls!" So the gene turned her into a guy and she walked across the bridge to the main land. :)
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Feminism
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This post
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Me to a random girl Me: Hey babe, you got a boyfriend? Girl: Yeah.... Me: Good, he can make us breakfast in the morning
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Your life.
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Your life. [spoiler]hahahahahahaha jk[/spoiler]
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So two brothers went on a fishing trip. Pete and Repeat. While out in the middle lake, Pete decided to jump out the boat. Who didnt jump?
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Edited by Ianous: 2/11/2015 1:33:11 AMMy friend Anne got in a car crash last week and lost her limbs... Knock knock... (You): Who's there? [spoiler]not Anne[/spoiler]
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Why was six afraid of seven? [spoiler]Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those killers, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness.[/spoiler]
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OP's life. [i]Pikaaa[/i]
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Women's rights
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Kanye west singing at the Grammys
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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms Knock knock "who's there?" [spoiler]not sally[/spoiler]
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I have a Girlfriend. :)
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Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need Internet, she's already world-wide
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What's the difference between a PlayStation user and a bench?? [spoiler]A bench can support a family.[/spoiler]
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What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Strokinoff
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Why did the plane crash? [spoiler]because the driver was a loaf of bread[/spoiler] Why did the car crash? [spoiler]because the driver was a loaf of bread[/spoiler] Why did the car get pulled over? [spoiler]because the driver was a black guy[/spoiler]
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Why did the baby cry? [spoiler]I hit it with a shovel[/spoiler]
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God gave a black baby wings, the black baby asked god: "god am I an angel?". God laughed and replied: "naw n*gga you a bat".
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What's a joke of a game?[spoiler]Destiny.[/spoiler]