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Let's hear your best joke

Comment with your best joke! Edit: Can't believe the amount of jokes there are - it's brilliant, keep them coming Edit: Jesus that's a lot of jokes

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  • What do you call an iron cat? A Fe-line [spoiler]for those who don't get it Fe is iron, just look at a periodic table.[/spoiler]

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  • >enters thread >lack of 24, or 25 >everything is a lie

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    • Op

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    • FREE CAMCAMM

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      • So an American, a Russian, and a Cuban are all on a plane. The Russian pulls out a bottle of vodka, drinks it halfway then throws the bottle out the side door, "Why did you throw away all that vodka?" They ask, the Russian replies oh we've got plenty of that where I come from. The Cuban pulls out a cigar, lights it smokes halfway and tosses it out, they ask him "why did you toss that cigar?" The Cuban replies "oh we've got plenty where I come from So the American pulls out a candy bar, eats half of it and throws it on the floor, a Mexican comes to pick it and the American throws him out of the plane, they all ask "why did you throw the Mexican out of the plane?" The American responds [spoiler]oh we've got plenty of those where i come from[/spoiler]

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        • Ur mom

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          • give me a bucket and ill show you a bucket

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          • Life.

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          • Insta-Cringe. Full of Cringeworthiness.

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          • Religion.

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            • So my best joke?[spoiler]my life :([/spoiler]

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            • Aren't u the one who complained about sexual harassment in a video game ?

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            • Op.

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              • Superman 64

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              • Edited by Spartacus014: 2/11/2015 8:53:10 AM
                What's the best thing about fúcking a 9 year old girl? If you put her in pyjamas she looks 4 years old.

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              • Can I get my account shut down if I make a racist joke?

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              • A short guy and a tall guy walk into a bar. The short guy walks forward, but the tall guy fell on the ground! [spoiler][i]Bar[/i][/spoiler]

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              • Religion

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                • ITT: about 6 good jokes

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                • I have a girlfriend and a great life.

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                • what's the difference between a crappy bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? [spoiler]ones a crusty bus station and another is a busty crustacean[/spoiler]

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                  • A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!” Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?” The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”

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                    • Edited by Woupsea: 2/11/2015 4:25:47 AM
                      The two teachers were under at tight timeline and couldn't be bothered to answer the many question their students were frequently throwing at them. In later class sessions the pesky students with their inquiries were kicked from the lessons and soon afterwards the two teachers cancelled the sessions altogether as it was both ineffective and unnecessary to educate people who never asked questions

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                      • Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights I'll be here all week.

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                        • A dyslexic walks into an arb...

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