* Super strong buff tense {insert word that makes man seem really strong here} Walks into bar*
*Smashes glasses and chairs like hulk*
*Everyone in bar is scared of the Hulk monster and doesn't try to annoy him*
*One person calls him out (you)*
OI YOU! TUBBY BASTARD!....
...Post what you will do next.
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*apologizes* *offer to buy buff man drink* *squirt visine in drink before giving it to him* *go home with buff man's girl because he is too busy throwing up and shitting himself*