TWICE.
She finds out he has a mistress and waits for the father of her 5 children to go to sleep.
She cuts it off with a pair of scissors.
He was rushed to the hospital and they were able to sew it back on.
The wife then comes into the hospital and cuts it off AGAIN! This time, throwing it out of the window.
She runs outside and the husband follows, naked, to beat the shit out of her.
They were unable to find the cut off penis and think that an animal ran off with it.
Wow, some luck.
What say you?
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[quote] This time, throwing it out of the window. [/quote] It would really ruin your day to be just strolling past the hospital, not a care in the world, and out of nowhere get torpedoed by a flying penis.
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*woman cheats* *man beats her* *domestic violence outrage* *man cheats* *woman cuts off dick* *woman cuts off dick [i]again[/i]* *man gets blamed*
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Edited by Woupsea: 3/18/2015 3:11:35 AMThis is why women need to be locked in cages until passing a 'stupid bitch' test
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Mhmmmm scrumptious
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ROUGE PENIS CUTS WIFE AND HUSBAND
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Penis cuts husbands wife off
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*man cheats* *woman beats up man* *man seen as asshole* *woman cheats* *man beats up woman* *man goes to jail for abuse* How the hell is this acceptable?
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My dick just cringed
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Husband is fgt for not having a penis of steel
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Crazy people...
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Lol China
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happens every day
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Man, that's gotta be hard.
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Well he cheated on her...so in some sense he deserved it. No sympathy for that pig. Before anyone says it...if a woman cheated on a man and he beat her for it...she deserved. No sympathy for that bitch. Shouldn't have cheated. :)
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Kinky
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I hope he told her to go eff herself...
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Why didn't she get arrested in the first place?
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If all women freaked out like this when there man cheats.. No man would cheat
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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I heard a similar story except the wife put it into the garbage disposal..
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LOL. Some woman are crazy af. If my bf would cheat and we have kids, I'm leaving and he's gonna pay for our kids. Why cut off his wee-wee? Karma will get back to him eventually.
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I like this story sooo funny I'll help her cut off the dicks too but put this idea chop off dicks on -blam!-s
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Edited by Angus: 3/12/2015 3:17:48 AMHe was... a 32 ;)
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Who bumped this?
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Never EVER stick your dick in crazy.