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Edited by FatherlyNick:
2/16/2015 10:40:32 PM
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Your username is now an illness/disorder/syndrome
Describe its symptoms, possible cure, etc.
FatherlyNick is a mental disorder.
[b]Symptoms:[/b] People with FatherlyNick suffer from extreme affection towards themselves. On the third stage of FatherlyNick, people may be deluded enough to start having a relationship with themselves. Any attempts to break up this relationship is quite improbable. Only one successful breakup attempt is recorded to date.
[b]Treatment:[/b] There are no known cures for the disorder. However, staying away from unstable people has been noted to prevent the onset of more severe symptoms and lessen their effects.
Edit 1: Over 300 replies. There are a lot of sick individuals out there.
Edit 2: Over 400 replies. The sickness is real.
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[u]BSLedgendary-itis[/u]: Symptoms:Include but are not limited to... Narcissist Sarcasm Egotism Compulsive lying Social awkwardness Douchebagitry Asshole-itis Laziness Making mistakes on a regular basis Annoying others Being ignored Not being relevant Contradicting yourself Ignorance and arrogance Aging [i]death[/i] If you experience one or more of the symptoms contact your doctor immediately for a proper diagnosis. Treatment for[u]BSLedgendary-itis[/u] includes but is not limited to: Logic Getting a job Having responsibilities Education Getting laid/having contact with females [Talking, handholding ext] [u]Having a life[/u] Self-confidence Motivation Humility Meeting people/making friends Enlightenment Google search for answers (because you can always trust the Internet) [u]BSLedgendary-itis[/u] is curable if you believe you have contracted [u]BSLedgendary-itis[/u] self medicate with the aforementioned treatments.
