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Edited by MaqLite: 1/6/2015 12:26:59 PM
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Theory: Oryx is the Traveler, are we evil?

Traveler has 8 letters. Oryx has 4. 8-4 is 4. 4 is 2011 years ago. That is a long time! You know what also is long? [spoiler]a Giraffe[/spoiler] Giraffe has 7 letters. 7 is also the rating Destiny got. 7+7 is 666. Oryx is an acronym of Satan. Traveler has 8 letters. Xûr has 3. 8+3 is also 666. Traveler is also Satan. Oryx=Satan=Traveler. DEEJ, CAN WE GET A CONFIRMATION THIS THEORY IS CORRECT? [b]EDIT 1:[/b] I'll be bumping my own post so everyone in this community sees. This is a super groundbreaking theory, just like every theory is. [b]EDIT 2:[/b] AMAZING addition by CommanderHawk8: [spoiler] [quote]Ah super groundbreaking Super! Supers are used by guardians Guardians were made by the traveler The traveler is a sphere Nova bomb is also a sphere The nova bomb is a super The fist of havoc is also a super The fist of havoc hits the ground Some may refer to this as groundbreaking! I see what you did there[/quote][/spoiler] [b]EDIT 3:[/b] Another AMAZING addition to this groundbreaking theory, by DesolateNose! Thanks! [spoiler] [quote]Illuminati spelled backwards.... that's right cryptarc Cryptarc has 8 letters so does Hitler if you add 2[/quote] [/spoiler] [b]EDIT 4:[/b] Mother of Satan, the additions to this groundbreaking theory are flowing in like blood thru my body. By Diditak: [spoiler] [quote]This gave me a hard on Crota's End doesn't have hard mode on Crota is the son Oryx We don't have much knowledge on Oryx We don't have much knowledge on the traveler The shrine of Oryx was a sphere The traveler is a sphere My hard on is 3 inches long Inches has 6 letters 6-3 is 3 Crota has 3 eyes Eris has 3 eyes Eris was a guardian for the traveler Eris was also a stripper Strippers make $500,000,000 an hour Destiny cost $500,000,000 to make Destiny is a stripper[/quote] [/spoiler] [b]EDIT 5:[/b] Thanks for the amazing feedback. Let's get this groundbreaking theory to the top! [b]EDIT 6:[/b] Ok, this weeks weekly is Valus Ta'Aurc. Valus -v is alus L = N. Now [i]Valus[/i] turned into [i]Anus[/i]. Ta'Aurc is an acronym of Illuminati. So technically, Valus Ta'Aurc means [i]Anus Illuminati[/i]. The Strike is called Cerberus Bae III. III stands for the 3 lines of a triangle. This links to the [i]illuminati[/i]. Bae links to [i]Valus[/i], which links to [i]Anus[/i]. Cerberus is an acronym of Ikora Rey. This strike is actually called: [b]Ikora Rey Anus[/b] [i]Illuminati[/i]. It's final boss is [i]Anus Illuminati[/i] This adds to our original theory, because Satan is in the [i]Illuminati[/i]. Tl;dr Traveler = Oryx = Satan = Illuminati It all makes sense now.

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  • Edited by RaptorJeebus: 1/8/2015 1:04:16 AM
    This thread is the truth. Truth has 5 letters. It also has 3 rockets. It is January 8th today. 8+3+5 = 16. 16 Divided by Crota and Oryx = 2. 2 is the number of dlcs per game. 0 is the number of ideas I have for the next string of words, the math made me confused. EDIT: [url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwdba9C2G14[/url]

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