Due to certain circumstances I have not been able to continue this compelling story of the marvelous creature we know as the Unicorn. But with the support of my vast group of fans I'm back and I'm here to kick butt and take names. Now continuing the amazing story of Unicorn. Let's go through the life of one Paul Bittle, a simple 17 year young unicorn full of life. Well first he like to start the day off with a nice breakfast of Waffles with syrup and some toast with donkey brains. Side note most people don't know but donkeys are not liked among the Unicorn community, I will save that story for another post. Anyways back to it. After breakfast he needs to get ready for school. Although Paul doesn't like school because he is bullied quiet often so he decides to stay home and play Destiny all day. #ThatsWhatIWouldDo. But when is father finds out he is not happy at all. So Paul, not wanting to get a beating from his father, decides he doesn't want to live this kind of life anymore, he decides he's had enough to of this boring lifestyle. He wants to live in his own house. Have his own car. Find a loving wife. So he does just that. He jumps out his window and flys off into the sunset. What happens next? Well you'll just have to wait and see. Tune in next time for the continuation of the compelling story of a young Unicorn. I'm Bob Hofferzeinmin signing off. Until next time!