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Edited by FatherlyNick:
2/16/2015 10:40:32 PM
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Your username is now an illness/disorder/syndrome
Describe its symptoms, possible cure, etc.
FatherlyNick is a mental disorder.
[b]Symptoms:[/b] People with FatherlyNick suffer from extreme affection towards themselves. On the third stage of FatherlyNick, people may be deluded enough to start having a relationship with themselves. Any attempts to break up this relationship is quite improbable. Only one successful breakup attempt is recorded to date.
[b]Treatment:[/b] There are no known cures for the disorder. However, staying away from unstable people has been noted to prevent the onset of more severe symptoms and lessen their effects.
Edit 1: Over 300 replies. There are a lot of sick individuals out there.
Edit 2: Over 400 replies. The sickness is real.
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MrBurns Disorder: Symptoms: The tendency to experience irrationally violent thoughts, usually caused by any of the following: •Modern music •Politically indifferent individuals •Ignorant Youths •Adjectives used in place of adverbs •Disorganized or inefficient management Treatments: While no treatment yet exists to completely desensitize a person to these triggers, the following have been known to calm individuals with MBD and decrease the likelihood of a violent outburst: •Violent video games •Classic rock •Competitive swimming Also, doctors have recommended that persons diagnosed with MBD attempt to minimize human interaction, so as to lower the risk of encountering any of the aforementioned triggers.
