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Edited by FatherlyNick:
2/16/2015 10:40:32 PM
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Your username is now an illness/disorder/syndrome
Describe its symptoms, possible cure, etc.
FatherlyNick is a mental disorder.
[b]Symptoms:[/b] People with FatherlyNick suffer from extreme affection towards themselves. On the third stage of FatherlyNick, people may be deluded enough to start having a relationship with themselves. Any attempts to break up this relationship is quite improbable. Only one successful breakup attempt is recorded to date.
[b]Treatment:[/b] There are no known cures for the disorder. However, staying away from unstable people has been noted to prevent the onset of more severe symptoms and lessen their effects.
Edit 1: Over 300 replies. There are a lot of sick individuals out there.
Edit 2: Over 400 replies. The sickness is real.
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[b]XenoNinja77's Disorder[/b] [b]Symptoms[/b] Anyone infected by this rare mental disorder becomes an extremely xenophobic ninja. They use their ninja skills to keep foreigners out of their home country. The disease is transmitted by a nonlethal attack from someone with the disease. Symptoms appear within a week. Note that those with this disease become obsessed with the number 77 and are prone to carve the number onto their flesh and the foreheads of their victims. [b]Cure[/b] One must kill a rare black unicorn, grind up its horn, wear the skin of the unicorn as a cloak, throw the horn powder into a fire on the Lion King rock as the sun rises, assume the position of praising the sun, and sing "Nah svenya!" until the powdered horn is no longer burning.
