Symptoms: You transform into a floating guru that is invincible, however you become completley shit at everything that has to do with technology. (much like me (seriously tho I pre orderd Destiny and have played somewhat activley since release and have still not completed VoG, I am 16 and just bought my first smartphone this weekm it is a Nokia Windows Phone, I bought a Ps3 a few months before the Ps4 was released, and am running a five year old Acer Aspire laptop for everything else. Oh and I own a Chromebook 2)) Cure: Surfing the Flood, and clearing out the Youtube comment section of "First" comments under the alias: Blue Shell.