The Urban is an attraction disorder Symptoms: Causes those affected to make love to concrete buildings and occasionally rub ones genitals off smooth building surfaces like glass windows. Usually tends to find other sufferers to execute said attraction whereby all affected individuals create an "orgy wall" Treatment: The only known treatment at this moment is placing a small cinder block into the underwear of the inflicted to replicate the same sensation of rubbing ones genitals of hard concrete. Various types of blocks and bricks may be used depending on the tastes of the affected persons