Lovely bottoms is a mental disorder. People suffering from lovely bottoms become progressively more obsessed with their own behind. Symptoms in earlier stages are nearly undetectable. For example, a small glance at their own buttcheeks while looking in the mirror or a few touches throughout the day. In later stages the symptoms are more severe. Subjects start to rub their own buttocks excessively. Side effects of this behaviour are severe rugburns and blisters. They also observe their toches in every reflecting surface. A reliable treatment has yet to be found.