[b]Torquit[/b] is a chronic joint disorder of the spinal chord and other major joints. Starting off as light inflammation where the thumb connects to the wrist, it develops along the elbow to shoulder before shooting pains can be felt in the spine. It wears down nerve endings and receptors and interferes with the way the brain communicates with the body. After approximately two years it cuts off nerve endings at the base of the brain ste. Leading to mild hysteria, eventually developing into alzheimer-like mental state. Treatment: grow long glorious hair. *hairflip*