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Edited by FatherlyNick:
2/16/2015 10:40:32 PM
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Your username is now an illness/disorder/syndrome
Describe its symptoms, possible cure, etc.
FatherlyNick is a mental disorder.
[b]Symptoms:[/b] People with FatherlyNick suffer from extreme affection towards themselves. On the third stage of FatherlyNick, people may be deluded enough to start having a relationship with themselves. Any attempts to break up this relationship is quite improbable. Only one successful breakup attempt is recorded to date.
[b]Treatment:[/b] There are no known cures for the disorder. However, staying away from unstable people has been noted to prevent the onset of more severe symptoms and lessen their effects.
Edit 1: Over 300 replies. There are a lot of sick individuals out there.
Edit 2: Over 400 replies. The sickness is real.
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2 RepliesRNGesus syndrome. Makes you extremely lucky with the RNG drops
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Edited by U6757109: 1/18/2015 4:53:17 PMfukkk
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Edited by joibasta: 1/18/2015 5:42:07 PMhuman24: stage 1. write and type in lower case. stage 2. refer to people as human with a number following the human. stage 3. say 24 perodictly stage 4. write and type 24's everywhere. stage 5. develop a impulse to give aids to everyone. stage 6. become obsessed with nazís. stage 7. make offensive jokes all the time. stage 8. make grammar errors like no tomorrow. stage 9. make robots in a space lab. stage 10. get very creative. stage 11. become insane. stage 12. develop a desire to leave the country. stage 13. unimpulivly laugh at the number 25. stage 14. begin saying memes. stage 15. hate destiny even more. stage 16. slowly dislike bungie. stage 17. become agitated by annoying humans. stage 18. begin craving cheese cake. stage 19. rapidly spore flood forms. stage 20. quote spongebob throughout the day. stage 21. loose feeling. stage 22. loose emotion. stage 23. think of weird fetishes. stage 24. become human24. cure: remove the number 24
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I didnt see it coming...every treatment has unexpected results
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Symptoms: Your head is on fire and you're now made of metal. Assassinating and assassination may be difficult. You may continuously identify yourself for no reason. Treatment: No known treatment. Stay away from Magneto, swimming and hats and you should remain mostly functional.
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Your body becomes superhero like but if you exert yourself too much a nuclear reaction happens and cause an explosion equivalent to a 40 megaton nuke
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1 ReplyYou become insanely good at long range pwnage and die at age 34
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Spartan-034 Patients have experienced exponential growth up to 7 ft 4 Immense strength, speed, agility, eyesight.. etc. [spoiler]a damn good disease if you ask me[/spoiler]
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Edited by Darude: 1/17/2015 11:33:58 PMDarude Darude is a cure to Ebola and saves people from Michael bay explosions and Lenny invasions How to obtain darude: Say "swiggity swooty I summon the booty"
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Armored_Guardian is a skin disorder. It is spread through sneezing, coughing, and in some cases, sexual contact. People who have caught the disorder report extraordinary growth of hard, bulky skin. Armor, if you will.
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2 RepliesGetting "the Mudbone" means you had anal sex and feces got into your peehole, and it has hardened up causing extreme pain.
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Edited by NERDY_GURU: 1/17/2015 9:50:25 AMNerdy_guru is a mental disorder. It is passed on through the mother. This disorder does not display symptoms before the age of 5. Those with this disorder have a high IQ, but lack good social skills. Those with this disorder usually have ADD or ADHD. The symptoms that have been linked to Nerdy_guru 1) have vast knowledge of movies, actors\actress, and can quote any known movie 2) knows how the tardis works 3) loves audio books 4) though their social skills are very ineffectice, they are loyal to those few friends who take the time to know them 5) can be asked any question about science, and know the answer 6) photographic memory 7) love of learning, sometimes learning vast amounts of useless tricvia And many others They can be found in libraries and mothers' basement. There is no known cure and their vast but mostly useless knowledge of trivia grows over time.
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Snippet McSpook is a physical and mental disorder. It causes you to get spooked out of your mind in anything you do competitively. You wanna race your 5 year old brother, meanwhile your 20? Your gonna end up getting so spooked you'll shit yourself.
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1 ReplyEdited by A BIG COWPIE: 1/16/2015 12:09:27 PMCOWPIE DISEASE. LEADS TO YOUR CRAP LOOKING LIKE COW PIES AND EVENTUALLY CRAPPING OUT YOUR GUTS
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All I can say is that I'd sure hate to be the guy who caught something with a name like this ^^
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DevilTriggerDmC Symptoms: patients with said disorder can now turn into Devil versions of themselves, giving them powers unimaginable for periods at a time. Treatment: Kill patients, although highly unlikely. See Dante and Vergil.
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1 ReplyThe Titan illness, it makes you inhumanly strong cure: who needs it?
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A Drunk3n Duck, you figure out the rest 'am too lazy.
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1 ReplyMine makes you search endlessly for Mr. Anderson.
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It kind of is already
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Illmatic syndrome? Sounds more like a blessing than a disease.
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I think mine causes people to mutate into ginger dinosaurs...
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Edited by Sir Vix Probe: 1/12/2015 8:32:55 PMSir Vix Probe: Self explanatory. Cure: don't say no
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TDavy1... Makes you go crazy, You get it from a baby And when you think you are done You just dance for fun!
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5 RepliesThe pikit1337 syndrome It causes people to suddenly become godlike at everything they do. The only cure is da booty
