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Edited by FatherlyNick:
2/16/2015 10:40:32 PM
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Your username is now an illness/disorder/syndrome
Describe its symptoms, possible cure, etc.
FatherlyNick is a mental disorder.
[b]Symptoms:[/b] People with FatherlyNick suffer from extreme affection towards themselves. On the third stage of FatherlyNick, people may be deluded enough to start having a relationship with themselves. Any attempts to break up this relationship is quite improbable. Only one successful breakup attempt is recorded to date.
[b]Treatment:[/b] There are no known cures for the disorder. However, staying away from unstable people has been noted to prevent the onset of more severe symptoms and lessen their effects.
Edit 1: Over 300 replies. There are a lot of sick individuals out there.
Edit 2: Over 400 replies. The sickness is real.
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1 ReplyEdited by Snowblaze: 1/23/2015 3:53:45 AMTrquis: Extreme dyslexia, and inability to spell. The first case came to scientists' attention as a once mentally stable patient failed to spell "turquoise", hence it's name "Trquis".
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1 ReplyFormless. I lose my form lol. I am a blob, no outlines SS in that one episode of Ed, Edd, and Eddy.
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1 ReplyContinuously shitting yourself
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5 RepliesI'm an illusion. 0.0
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Mine already is. Oppositional Defiant Disorder.
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Erm............get out the way.
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2 RepliesI'm named after my disorder ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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3 Replieso_o Syndrome Shrinks your face until half of the original size. Treated by looking at Longface's posts, but not too much or your face will get very long.
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Prognosis: Gray Sharpies is a disorder that can be recieved from abusing too many inhalents, specifically Sharpie markers. This horrific disease slowly turns the subject's life into a gray-scale view descent into darkness. In a few days all color is gone. Shortly after even the hues of gray have started to blend until eventually all is lost in a black mix and nothing can be seen but the inevitable oblivion. Treatment: There is no treatment. Enjoy what time you have left and pray for some kind of delay to your impending doom. [spoiler]Drugs are bad mmkay[/spoiler]
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1 Reply[b]Dolphinizer[/b] The victim will start to have slight neasea as well as becoming very thirsty. After a few days the user will have to constantly stay in water so that he/she does not dehydrate. After a week the victim will start being sexually attracted to dolphins and after one month the victim will be unable to control his/her movement and will swim out to sea to have intercourse with dolphins until he/she dies of severe sexual exhaustion.
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1 ReplyI lost my c4 syndrome People randomly explode around you
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Damien Smarkdow, a disorder of the mind. [b]Symptoms:[/b] Frequent delusional episodes where the patient mimics another, (semi-)famous individual, sometimes in an attempt to be perceived as a "stunt-double" of sorts. [b]Treatment:[/b] Receiving positive feedback from others, enough to be perceived as better than the person being copied. [b]Prognosis:[/b] With continued positive feedback, the episode may subside with the patient regaining his sense of self, and may become increasingly independent as a result.
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1 ReplyInstead of getting sick you become super human
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Well... I'm a scientist/doctor, so... Wouldn't that be counterproductive? Everything would just cancel out
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The MrPip Disorder This disorder makes the nerves in your hands and feet go bonkers, randomly shaking out of control. Plus stuttering in voice makes people with this disorder have a hard time fitting into society. Also hair growth is doubled with this disorder. Treatment: no known cure is in use as of yet
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Constant rem..... Where your eyes move so rapidly that you cant tell if your in reality or in a dream world
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Ummmm.....
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1 ReplyLonelylemontoes kind of describes itself And so does regular lemontoes
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Chobo symptoms: extreme horniness, random erections lasting more than 8 hours, and penis enlargement. Short term: bipolar reaction from extreme happiness to sadness, poor decisions, and headaches. Long term: it'll make your dick fly off!
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1 ReplySubMariner: big dick syndrome -blam!- yo static
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Disease: Desired Atropos Symptoms: random urges to dance in a master cheif costume and doing the nai nai. Thinking you are master cheif. Becoming the master cheif. Ruining the master cheif. Killing THE MASTER CHEIF. Other symptoms may include: reading urges, urges to kiss your girlfriend (or boyfriend) More dancing. Embarrassing your friends in front of the school with stupid questions. Hating everyone you see for half a day and then wanting to say sorry to confuse them. Reading a post like a few below this one will make you become Desticle proof (a good thing) Cure: there is one cure and that is to find The real master cheif and......(dramatic moment) have a tea party with him while getting 15 head shots on grunts while sitting down in a wooden chair, and killing those grunts within a minutes. Warning if you have this disease while you are pregnant some of these symptoms may be passed on to offspring turning them into a spartan clown hybrid.
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The_Pwnapple syndrome?? You turn into a n00b pwning fruit ig...
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1 Reply-Don't have to explain the horror -On the plus side you become a Lord (not worth it)
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1 Reply[b]Symptoms[/b] You have suddenly increased levels of SwAg, all your poo is now dank kush and da bitchez flock to you. You also have significantly increased amount of haters. [b]Cure[/b] There is no cure, it's a gift.
