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Edited by FatherlyNick:
2/16/2015 10:40:32 PM
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Your username is now an illness/disorder/syndrome
Describe its symptoms, possible cure, etc.
FatherlyNick is a mental disorder.
[b]Symptoms:[/b] People with FatherlyNick suffer from extreme affection towards themselves. On the third stage of FatherlyNick, people may be deluded enough to start having a relationship with themselves. Any attempts to break up this relationship is quite improbable. Only one successful breakup attempt is recorded to date.
[b]Treatment:[/b] There are no known cures for the disorder. However, staying away from unstable people has been noted to prevent the onset of more severe symptoms and lessen their effects.
Edit 1: Over 300 replies. There are a lot of sick individuals out there.
Edit 2: Over 400 replies. The sickness is real.
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3 RepliesSymptoms include having the urge to butt -blam!- somebody
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1 ReplyEdited by niobe-2: 2/15/2015 3:29:49 PMEverybody is a, tasty, steamy, delicious, strip of bacon. The only cure is to eat another patient
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Symptoms include intense nonstop pooping The only cure is to clog the hole ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Makes sense
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Edited by not seagulls alt: 2/15/2015 7:00:57 AMThe NOPE disease. Can be found in large scary spiders, slender man, OP, and parts of South America Symptoms: freaking out and and thoughts of suicide Treatment: taking a bite out of the legendary life burger hidden in the Himalayan mountain range
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Disease: alpha2224 Symptoms: Victims begin to uncontrollably hump every person around them, as if they were the alpha dog. It's uncontrollable, and many people are murdered because of it. Treatment: The only way to be rid of the disease is to die.
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Edited by Anul Gourmet: 2/15/2015 6:54:05 AMAnul gourmet is a disease where you constantly have the desire to eat the booty, some signs of the disease are necrosis in the big boy regions and a swollen , green tongue.
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4 RepliesMr dangles has that bigdangleenuts syndrome .. poor guy , hope hes not all balls lol
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3 RepliesMrCheddar is a disease where you can stop thinking about cheese. You develop an uncontrollable love for cheese and dump your girlfriend if you have one. Then you have a sexual lust for cheese and you just surround yourself with cheese you skip your job/school and just stay with the cheese. Human then become hated by you, your mortal enemies you kill any human you find and eat so much cheese that you start to run into cheese then you die because your entire essence is just cheese. Then someone eat the former you to gain the disease[spoiler]males only[/spoiler]
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Disease: Craig Allenitis Symptoms: diarrhea, sweating, vomiting, migraine, waking up realizing your life is heading nowhere, eating way too many cheez-its, and occasional heart burn. Treatment: getting off your lazy and finding a better job, eat some vegetables for once, or practice fedora tricks.
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I got the sgt johnson syndrome:)
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Edited by Nate: 2/15/2015 6:03:07 AMNate is a strange disease. Its only symptom is having 1 inch cut off from the bottom of your body, starting at the feet, once a week. There is no cure as it is impossible to find the source of the disease.
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Edited by arf1049: 2/15/2015 5:58:55 AMARF advanced respiratory failure (works to well) Symptoms: coughing blood, pain and tightness in the chest sharp shooting lung pain. You just sit there in pain and it can pass but I mean your lungs and diaphragm are slowly hardening and becoming less functional (so that means pulmonary edema is also part of the sickness)
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U turn into a young deer and start cramping randomly
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Dethbywoodchuck Symptoms: For no reason at all, woodchucks randomly appear and kill you. Treatment: There is no cure. BOW DOWN TO WOODCHUCKS FOOLISH HUMANITY!!! (Evil laughter)
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Edited by beanie dog: 2/15/2015 3:53:50 AMOh god... Pr0tals, get ready human race, for you have a lot of portals coming. [b]SYMPTOM(s)[/b] Once infected, the person will create a portal to anywhere (randomly) whenever they sneeze. [b]!WARNING![/b] If infected caused to create a portal loop they will fall forever until they sneeze again, causing them to be launched at high speeds. Death can happen from this. If a portal is opened near the infected [b]DO NOT[/b] try to come in contact with yourself! Scientist from the laboratory have told it may cause a rip in the [i]Space-Time Continuum[/i]. I don't really know what that is but I think it may destroy the universe... [b]How to be Infected[/b] Well it's quite simple actually, if a non-infected walks into the portal of an infected they will become infected. [spoiler]Total dumbass, "Hey I want to talk into that portal, it seems safe!"[/spoiler] [b]CURE(s)[/b] Ever played Portal or Portal 2? No? Already played both of them? Well we have good news and awesome news for you guys! Go purchase both of these games and get every achievement on both of them. Once achieved you'll be cured... Don't worry if you get infected again (like the dumbasses that would) just load up the games and you'll be cured. [b]PATIENT ZERO[/b] No one really knows who patients zero is but from these so called [i]in-game lore[/i] from the scientist back at the laboratory, they have read that someone who escaped a laboratory from deep in the earth was being held by a lunatic robot... "I was confused the whole time. She played with my mind and also telling me that the [i]Cake is a lie[/i]" --Patient Zero [b]NOTES[/b] People who have this infection will be scared of cakes for reasons. I'm not sure why... I love cakes, their happy and mmm so good! Yes I am a fan of the portal series and I've played countless hours of play time in both of the games. If you haven't tried them, I would. It's totally worth it.
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2 RepliesMurphyThe(Love)Cat Symptoms: •Start having cat-like qualities •Use bad grammar •Start to be incredibly awesome
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1 ReplyDøøb is a mental disorder, which causes you to have hallucinations, suicidal thoughts, and a lower IQ. The only treatment is to follow me and accept that "There is no God but Allah, and Muhammad was his messenger." [spoiler]lel[/spoiler]
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Shreks Disciple Symptoms:None, we already praise Shrek in the form of God Cure: None, Shrek is love, Shrek is life
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Sounds about righ
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Yes, finally I can fly!!!
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2 RepliesColdEmbrace is a sexually transmitted disease that makes your genitals feel like they are constantly freezing. Ouchies.
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I'm J, and I'm the jet
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Edited by RogueAgent44: 2/14/2015 8:53:27 PMYou turn Asian, buy a sniper, and shoot everyone.
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Ianous Mental Disability You become enveloped in a strange form of psychosis in which you believe that it is the past and you being to endlessly LARP. You believe that it is the middle ages and you cannot stop until you slay the booty dragon
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1 ReplyEdited by Snowblaze: 1/23/2015 3:53:45 AMTrquis: Extreme dyslexia, and inability to spell. The first case came to scientists' attention as a once mentally stable patient failed to spell "turquoise", hence it's name "Trquis".
