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12/30/2014 10:06:05 PM
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On the role of Hunters in Crucible

We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Titans are pussies. And Warlocks are assholes. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get screwed by dicks. But dicks also screw assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can screw an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they screw too much or screw when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you Titans don't stop dropping your bubbles in choke points and prevent us from screwing those assholes, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!

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