"We are missing a Falange"
"Does anyone know how to fly this thing"
"Hey watch this"
"If anyone finds a bolt...it's from the drink cart...that's it the drink cart..."
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*Sits down in row 20 seat A* Pilot 1: Hehehehe did you see that stank ass guy in row 20? Pilot 2: You mean the guy in the aisle seat? Pilot 1: Yea. Man what a bitch Pilot 2:Hehehehe yea looks like his wife definitely shoves stuff up his Stewardess: Your mic is on you dolts! Pilot 1 and 2: *In unison* Awwww sheeeeet. Lets be honest this would be almost as worse as the plane crashing.