My grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, "if you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate you have to stop immediately." Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized exactly what was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. My mother said to me, "don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.
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You dont smoke cigs but do u smoke zutes?
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Ive seen this exact post Multiple times
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I love everything about this. You sir, win this post.
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This had heart-felt emotion and intrigue. Excellent buildup with a lot I can relate to. And then BAM! The mother-balm-ing burn of the century. You sir, win the internet.
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Lol this was hilarious
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Lmao. Thank God I have an office in the corner by myself I busted out laughing. Good shit.
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HOW DO I LIKE THIS A FOUSAND TIMES
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You owe me a new monitor jackh0le.... just blew coffee all over the damn thing! Seriously, that's one of the funniest things I've ever read... 100/10
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Bregh you should, I love me my smokes cuz str8 up fo sure
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Like totally, yolo swag 420 blaze it #hashtag str8 up cuz
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