I've been reading all these posts about how OP Suros is, so I decided to leave my fully upgraded model in storage and roll with a barely upgraded MIDA to see how the other half live. I was expecting to turn every corner to be greeted by a face full of Suros lead, but a funny thing happened... People [i]died[/i] to the MIDA. I know right! So I played with it again and again and[i] they kept dying[/i]. I couldn't figure it out, was the MIDA some super rifle? Then the cold truth dawned on me, the problem must be Suros. Surely such a feared weapon that the sight of can make a noob poop the bed, wet themselves and announce it to the world on the forums must be the greatest weapon ever wielded. Yet here it was being matched by a freaking Scout Rifle?? This is obviously unacceptable and I demand you buff Suros immediately, Bungie. In fact, I propose a new perk called Exlax which quintuples damage and voids enemy bowels on impact. Thank you and Merry Christmas.