To completely and abruptly change the topic, I'm starting to dig the po-mo ness of this thread. It's Offtopic stripped of all pretensions, reduced to its component atoms - post a lazy, boring question, get a blunt reply. I admit, I only come here to make the funny and hopefully get in a few laughs before I go to work or go to bed, but it would be nice if once in a while people were willing to engage a little more.

It would be nice.