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Edited by AnonPig: 12/15/2014 5:42:43 PM
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Xboxers need to stay off mars yo

Clearly mars is meant for PlayStation, we have both of our exclusive strikes on mars, so Xbox users STAY OFF. This is just scratching the surface of why is ours I mean think about it. Mercury Venus earth mars = 4 planets PlayStation ps2 ps3 ps4 = 4 consoles Mars is the God of war PlayStation won the console wars Mars is the focus of possible planets to inhabit PlayStation will be played on that planet Mars is red which has 3 characters Ps4 AND ps3 have 3 characters EVEN DESTINY 3 classes Six subclasses which divided by two (the number of destiny playable PlayStation consoles) IS 3!!!!! And if I haven't convinced you yet then I'm sure this will. Mars is a planet pla_net Play_net PlayStation_net PlayStation_network BOOM! [quote]No wonder its so easy for the ghost to hack everything on that planet.[/quote] The above burn was brought to you by ArisenMold By popular consensus: illuminati confirmed . . [quote]Here The current holder of this document will agree to the terms of this contract. 1. All Xbox users are to stay away from Mars and all of it's loot. 2. All Playstation users must stay away from earth and all it's loot. 3. Neither of these groups will start a war in conquest of the other planet. 4.whether PS users want to smoke some spin metal or Xbox users want to sniff some relic iron, all groups will have to trade items in orbit. Never do they land on either planets. 5. No Hawkmoons are ever to be found on earth. Or any other PS exclusive. If they are found we can not guaranty their return. 6. If either breach the contract they will have to spend five hours alone with Phogoth... On 'Hard 'mode. Better bring your lube. By signing this contract you henceforth agree to never breach this contract, if breached refer to #6. Punishment will be given at the slightest breach of contract. Xbox users sign here: PlayStation user sign here:[/quote] The above is the treaty giving the earth to Xbox users, it has been made clear to me by caboose that while mars is PlayStations domain earth is theirs. Please be civil and take a moment to sign. [spoiler]i feel the need to put some truth in this post because some replies are getting aggressive. In no way am I actually saying PlayStation is better than Xbox. My console wars jab was too inside for people to understand. [b]PlayStation out sold Xbox on release, they won. Xbox still fights, that's an insurgency.[/b] Also in no way am I serious about any of these vastly moronic theories, please take a second to re-read them if you actually thought I was. Lastly I feel a year long exclusive, as a ps4 player, is way too long. One to two months is all an timed exclusivity deal should be. Now please to everyone who was about to, don't take this post seriously in the least.[/spoiler] Can't say when exactly but thought I'd check, so let's just call it even from this edit on 12/15 12:40 est. I. I I.I.I V.VVVV Y'all some trendy mother -blam!-ers.

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  • Edited by MajorMartian: 12/15/2014 1:32:27 AM
    Three... -PS4 has 3 letters and everything else said above points to three -PS4 is a half-[u]A$$[/u] console A$$ has [u]3[/u] letters PS4 users have no [u]LIFE[/u] So by substituting the "life" back in with those 3 letters from before we get... HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED ON PS4

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