I don't even know what to say. I've always had my doubts, but I never expected to have them validated, much less in my own lifetime. If you're out there, prepare. The Shrekoning is nigh.
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That's...uh...Shrek lives in a swamp...but...[spoiler]what the -blam!-ing -blam!-ity flying -blam!-ing -blam!- did I just watch...?[/spoiler]