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12/10/2014 4:30:09 PM
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Only one way to settle this... A Rap Battle between the classes!

This was an inspiration about another post a week ago made by MoFaux and decided to revamp it to make it about the Classes. Here is a rap I made: The Hunters of the best, we are nicknamed Red Death. Only three pulls were needed without a single rest. Crucible isn't that bad, but it became Thorn Central. So listen to my Super Good Advice as it will be essential. There is not one, not two, but three guys after me. Not a problem cause Its as easy as it can be, to make them cry in agony. I'll drop Tripmines, letting them blindly run into me. So the Found Verdict is that you can't handle my killing spree. The ragers had enough and let out Invective. They think they will win but they're looking at a linear perspective. Even if they buffed it, so what? It reloads faster. When I'm done with you, you'll get LockJaw'd and need Shingen C-rap load of plaster. The bodies are dropping fast, Mark amounts getting fat. Teabagging all of these bodies as my ghost says "Don't do that". Here is an addition: There's the good, the bad and then theres Phogoth. He is my homie, not some Templar that you can just push off. Hes mean, he's green (kinda) he like to shoot a beam Out of his eyes that makes all the ladies cream. Agent of the Nine, more like Agent of the sea. His face looks like tentacles that flail and dance at me. His wares may be good but he sells the same stuff. People are now complaining that Suros needs a buff. Can't wait to see how this'll turn out.

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  • Edited by Key: 12/16/2014 5:21:26 PM
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    Yo yo yo my name is Tanner I will wreck you in the iron banner, I go by T-nasty because of what I do. You wonder what? It'll happen to you. I play as a warlock because it's the master class, A titan is just a big fat ass, They're just so slow but let's get real, hunters blow. All they can do is PvP Competition is all they be. You think different? Suck on my axion bolt. *Drops mic and slowly backs away*

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  • My Warlock is super cool He kills stuff real fast and good. He ain't no fool. Plus he can rez and stuff. "Drops mic and backs away"

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  • [quote]...Teabagging all of these bodies as my ghost says "Don't do that". [/quote] lol

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  • #titanfail ? What even

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  • I am a Titan.... Hunters are scrubs. *win*

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  • Gay. Lol

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  • Edited by Undefined: 12/12/2014 8:59:33 PM
    I rose up with a ghost Without enough confidence to boast And a speaker snubbing down my nose You bitches laughed at me on the tower Made fun of my trenchcoat Thinking your cloak is baller Pulling my shit like it's a girl's robe But I never pointed out your mark looks like a folded napkin, brother But look at me now, With you nigs asking for favors, Just 'cause you know my nades are able But I haven't forgotten the old days, though When you didn't believe my wicca wreak havoc Before I face-palmed sucked you, vampiric When you didn't expect me to rise from the ashes Like a phoenix, sweet revenging your short lived victory And now, yall are all clinging desperate, Fireteam invite just to ride my [b]space magic[/b]. So, [b]D1giTaL Smaxx[/b], before you boast, remember who's really wanted and needed. I know you just want a bitch to throw a bone, but self-denial doesn't make you "the realist". All you got is guns, but self-made skill and born talent you got none. I found your veridict around the corner, with a slap to your face. You running desperate with your space closing in, So you pull out an invective and hope you'll win? Shotty, shotty, shotty, why so shoddy? For "hunter master race", you're an exemplary disgrace. When I come for you and you run out of special, Watchado? Invisi-crouch in a corner, pissing your pants and pray for more ammo? Or are you more of the arc-blade type? Run around like a lost, headless chicken, Until you can pull out a glowing knife? Does it make you sad that I shotty you down with your own medicine? Or do you dice and slice the air? While I Swarm you and your super bad advice with enough bullets to spare? Ain't no sea where you came from, go back to your bar. You ain't got shit on a warlock. I own the stars. Suros is just a gun; I got spells up my sleeve. Phogoth is just a giant glob of dumb, I can nova-void that unchained shit. Praetorian is part of my legion, and still your worst nightmare. No point of precision, and will still chase without its head. You know what they say, praise the sun The vex and the void multiply around it, son The battle may be over, but the war has just begun. [spoiler]well...I tried[/spoiler]

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    • Battle of the classes like it's field day. "It's C.Slay... and I bet that he's blazed." I've been stuck in the Gorgons maze for three days. But we killed them, check the replay. Warlock master race, we're at your face We stay on top like the yankee states. We blast your mates, from across the pond Come get dropped on with a nova bomb I told your mom, I said, "your son, dude." "Your son don't have the skills that my thumbs do." He's the type of goon that runs when Warlocks come through. Bring his disc back to Gamestop and tell em, "fck you." Yayayaya...they call me Mix Master Chief.

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    • Can you see me? During my invisibility? So much agility...mobility You can't keep up with thee. I can take your punch Kill that Warlock mid-lunge Throwing down a shield In the middle of the battle field As soon as I appeared I don't need an ally It only takes one shot BOOM! Right between the eye I'm a lone wolf A deadlier Robin Hood But in case you misunderstood Follow me into the woods I'll show you the ropes Right through all those Fallen corpse Until then you can find me around [b]Just look up, then down and turn around[/b] Missed me? Thought so [b]A few shapes and you'd have extra ammo b*tch [/b] NOTE: The bolded lines refers to Grand Theft Auto. When you want to type in a cheat code you need to click up, down, left right, square, triangle, ect.

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      • Please never make a mixtape

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      • writing poems on a internet forum is not a rap battle lol

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        • nupe all classes are gud

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        • Nice ! .. ghetto poets (:

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        • ===== Phat barz Young D1giTaL. =====

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        • **Rock The Dead by Twiztid** https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtJVvusiiGE Strange Coins, Motes from a Strike Post dat funky shit and you might get a ‘Like’ Strange Coins, Motes from a Strike Post dat funky shit and you might get a ‘Like’ Come on! Space and beyond Ships in my blind spot Chillin’ zero G’s when I pop and lock Conscience and confused Bustin’ phat moves when tha hip’s bruised Fallin through a hole in tha sky Will I die? What if we all fail da Strike cuz tha Ghost’s full of lies? Fightin’ through tha Darkness Walkin through my conscience Like an Exo I remain heartless Dinkelbot and Speaker know me well Send da House of Devils skraight back ta Hell Fight Vex in da Conflux hand and hand with clear mind Recoil’s harmonious like tha rhythm of windchimes Kick in tha doors, where da loot Ass of alien scum, meet my boot Legendary gats in they face Exotic holes in they head It’s so much worse when they killed by tha dead! Got me a Ghost but I’d take some ass instead Cuz all I wanna do is bang the dead! So many thoughts runnin’ all through my head But when the smoke clears, I’ll bang the dead!

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          • I am a warlock, wish I was a Praxic lock, I like to shoot things, I also have sun wings. Word to your mama. *drops mic, throws up gangsta signs*

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          • That so called rap is totally a bust, go back to call of duty cause your rap game sucks.

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          • Inconsistent meter, but still pretty good! 9/10 would sing in my head again.

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          • Hunter only

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          • Edited by OmniOmega99: 12/12/2014 2:19:27 AM
            The Heat up in this air/ Calls for a contest-its only fair Riddle me if you wish/ You slimy hunting fish At rap I am a royal/ Don't let your mind toil Don't challenge me at rhyme/ Warlock Poetry is sublime Would you rather me bury you in the soil/ Or boil thee in oil I hate hunters-out on a strike/ I heard this guy call "Spike" I glide out of the way/ And call that Guy cray for he was a fool/ he did not know his own tool he thought he threw a spike/ toward a wayward pike but he threw a mine/ Thus I hate hunters, even thine Someone I know/ Made two such crows Indeed, two hunters/ As shameful as a baseball bunter One exceedingly lacks/ On raids, the other slacks You call me foul?/ Be quiet you crazed fowl You think you can jump?/ Your arc is a little hump You like your speed?/ All I see is a player's envy and greed Hunters are not fast/ If I were to race you, you would be last. If you think this backstory/ was a little unexplanatory How I will make part two/ Depends entirely on You

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          • Edited by Always Feral: 12/11/2014 6:35:42 PM
            This is the story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down. I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, And let me tell about the time I got caught in this snare. (EDIT: This has nothing to do with Destiny, I'm just watching I Am Legend right now)

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          • I'm comin "Straight Outta Tower" with a loose cannon Smoke big green, call it Bruce Banner Watch your manners, at last another blast from the top notch From way back with the pop rocks, I pop lock witcha Picture this, Dinklebot twistin with Dead Orbit And Rahool bought a fix Don't trip, it's a Time Bomb in this bitch Here it tick tick tick tick (BOOM) Wait a minute it's on, I tell it like a true mackadelic Spiritbloom and Spinmetal sold seperate, check it From sundown to sunup - clown done run up The Aftermath'll be two in your gut, Guardian what?

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            • Edited by Dovahkrunk: 12/12/2014 3:53:37 PM
              **Mind of a Lunatic by Geto Boys** https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c08MJSMfcZQ September Ninth, Two Thousand Fourteen Dis damn fool was born, crazy Hunter on da scene I couldn’t be killed Psychotic bloodbaths skraight up bein’ spilled Now I’ve developed a criminal behavior Step to me, and I'll slay ya ASS Beyond recognition, snitch Ya dental records couldn't prove yo identity, bitch Whacked da Heart out in da Black Garden You'll never find tha mutha-effa, so save ya milk cartons Cross tha line, ya ass is MINE I don't gives a damn if ya 9 or 99 Blind, crippled and crazy, won't faze me Yo funky ass will be pushin’ up daisies You wanna know what makes me click? Gjallarhorn at da back of yo head, ya damn hick I ain't got it all, so don't mess wit me Unless ya ass wanna be made history I'll blow ya stupid-ass sparrow up And if ya dumb ass still on it, ya stuck I don't gives a damn who I slay Just don’t let me get da heavy ammo today Cuz when the shit da the fan Our match was way over, before it began The nightmares I’ll leave you wit on da scene Make Freddy bitch-ass look like a wet dream Dis is fact not fictional, son of a bitch I got da mind of a lunatic!

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            • 1/1,000

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            • Poop

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