After seeing the top-notch quality threads that Cellar Elf creates...
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Cellar Elf is a forum god. 10/40 - IGN
I have no authority to give a rating on this. 10/11 - Forbes
Quality threads, for half the price - 14/50 - Obama
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... I've decided to give propose to you my own top-quality thread.
(Heads up, this is a couple paragraphs long.)
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Welcome back.
With all that in mind, do you think that it should be legal?
I won't disclose my personal beliefs unless there were valid questions concerning any bias I may have, but I felt this was an important subject that should be discussed with the world's most scholarly organization: you, the Flood.
						
					
					
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	... Do you have a mental disability? Dumbass