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Edited by Huunior:
11/11/2015 2:30:07 AM
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What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard in school?
Post the stupidest and the dumbest things you've heard in school.
In 8th grade, girl says "Isn't Japan a part of China?"
*Facedesk*
"Why can't I give blood if I have herpes?"
This was Freshman Year.
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6,000 comment. I should feel good.
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Teacher: Spell spaceship. Not intelligent student: S-P-A-S-E-S-H-I-P-E Entire Class: Outburst of laughing and disappointment This was in 7th grade
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*me, speaking Spanish* "Are you Spanish?" "No, I'm Argentinian" "It sounded like Spanish though" *facedesk*
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2 RepliesEdited by xALPHACLUTCHx: 10/30/2015 4:20:02 PM*talking about the nucleus of an atom in science class* Dumb kid- isn't the nucleus of an atom what was used to blow up 9/11 Me- Facepalm
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"We should shred all homework!" *principle walks into class during that presentation* "We have T-shirts."
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3 RepliesCollege professor: "Clinton might be the smartest man to ever walk the earth."
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30 RepliesThe recorder is useful in life -my grade five music teacher
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1 Reply-Science teacher says to not inhale/smell the chemicals -a few minutes later someone takes a nice big sniff of a chemical -person gets light headed then asks, if we aren't supposed to smell them why do they even add a smell to it
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1 ReplySome one in one of my classes way back when said fish aren't animals Another said islands is spelled iland Teacher saying I matter All lies
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"I thought stars were little pixies in the sky I can grab with my hands and put them in a jar like fireflies" *faceplam*
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[quote]*Facedesk*[/quote] XD
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1 ReplyPretty much anything that came from a vine
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In 7th grade "who's George Washington"
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12 RepliesBe me 19 8/8 grill comes over to my place We skip dinner Going into bedroom She pushes me in bed and starts undressing Looks good man Starts taking off her coat See 20 pounds of c4 strapped inside her coat ALLAHU ACKBAR Op is ded Liek if u cri evirytiem
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3 RepliesArt teacher tripped over a bag and screamed "SHIT!" at the top of her lungs lol
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Ooo, I'll give a stupid that I did. I was giving a Powerpoint presentation on something my Sophomore year (10th grade), I don't even remember what exactly it was about. But in my presentation I had written the Untied States of America. UNTIED. *facepalm*
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Last week I walked by a class and heard almost all of the class ask the teacher what autism is.
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1 ReplyNecro
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3 RepliesIn my year 11 geography class (15-16) Teacher: Name a natural resource Student one: Oil Teacher: Good Student two: Glass? Facepalm.
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"If there is a fire why can't we just run through it" "What if we take off our clothes first"
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For all the kids who say they burned someone, and even worse. Give us an example. [spoiler]you're terrible at it [/spoiler]
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5 RepliesTeacher: You can't write an essay in one night. Day of exam comes: Here, write an essay in 50 minutes
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Science teacher say The fossil record is proof of evolution but there are some missing link Yeah missing links and its still evidence The gaps and set back evolution has makes me want to break a table with my head
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Okay, so in my Philosophy class, there's only four people including me and our teachers are more of our friends than teachers. When we got onto homework being set, our teacher said "I recommend spending at least 3 hours on this essay. This isn't something you can do in one night." Then I said to her, in a joking way, "Does that mean we get 2 days to write this in the actual exam?" Then all five of us laughed. [spoiler]I know the answer already. It was meant to be a joke as the whole class was aware we would know the material inside out by the time the exam is around the corner whereas we barely knew it at that point.[/spoiler]
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" Anericans don't use contraceptives because Illegal Mexicans can't afford them"
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1 ReplySuper Christian kid to Jewish girl: you need Jesus in your life little missy Jewish girl: I don't believe in Jesus Super Christian Kid: What? Of course you do!
