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Edited by Tremendous_Trees: 12/2/2014 8:34:26 AM
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Templar Cheese - Post Patch

Once when I was a young boy I was running outside just enjoying the beauty in life, when all of the sudden, I tripped and fell on a pine cone. The pine cone created a near-fetal laceration that started on the edge of my hairline and ran down to my genitals. I was taken into the emergency room, practically living on a dream with my internal organs barely keeping themselves inside my body. I was almost a gonner, when the doctor had no choice but to use his most potent treatment on my fragile, dying body. This was no ordinary doctor, he was also a medicinal botanist. He had spent some odd 20 years of his life experimenting with natural medicines of the perineal kind. That's right, this genius of a doctor had created an extremely brilliant fast-acting epidermal regenerative serum using micro-extracted oils from pine cones. With this natural new-age medicine, my life was saved, and it made me the living breathing man that I am today. If there's anything that I have learned in life, it's that we all live by the pine cone, and die by the pine cone. But in the end, no matter what, we will respect the pine cone. Relic holder uses super on Templar, then everyone else shoots him. Rinse and repeat. --Thanks For Reading--

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