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Edited by Agwara:
11/27/2014 6:15:28 PM
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The Four Different types of VoGers
Just Incase you don't know, there are 4 different types of VoGers, the Narcissist, the Helper, the Newbie and the BA Silent dude.
NOTE:
This thread is just for lolzies! Don't get offended if you happen to be one of them!
The Helper is the kind of guy who helps out the Newbies and tends to get things done.
The Newbie is a guy who has only played VoG a couple of times. They usually get yelled at by the Narcissist.
The Narcissist is the annoying guy who does not much but tells people what to do, and treats people like idiots if they ask a simple question.
Subsections:
[spoiler]
[b]Sias[/b]
The professional, he eats, breathes and sleeps the raid. If you have questions, go Blam!- yourself, noob. If you've never done a part a certain way, clearly you're holding the group back. If by chance you die in the hard raid you need to be kicked. The only person who can die is him, because you should have been there to help with that praetorian or obviously the game glitched. When you go back and check the stats, this world eating bad ass has the most deaths and the least kills.
[b]Sias[/b]
The Mavericks, he'd just as soon run off on his own and blaze his own trail. He always knows the best routes and methods so why would he listen to the group. In the gorgon route he takes alternate paths, when it changes the Gorgon's path it's clearly your fault. He's gonna pick up the relic before anyone gets a chance, when he dies it was your fault you didn't help clear the mobs because you had to focus shots for oracles. [/spoiler]
The BA Silent Dude is the one guy who doesn't talk a lot, only when important, but they tend to get fecal matter done. If they're the fire team leader, they tend to boot Narcissists.
Leaders:
Joeyoungfitz
[quote]They are the guys that are between the helpers and the narcissists. They lead the group and explain every step and everyone's role. They accept newbies or level 29 for hard raids if they can hold their own and listen and follow directions[/quote]
Lap Dogs:
Sias,
[quote]The lap dog, this yes man is accompanying his friend who is the real deal. He spends the raid taking cues from said friend while ridiculing anyone else's mistakes. His actions ineptitude does not matter cause his boy is carrying you scrubs.[/quote]
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Kinda between the helper and silent badass here (mute in rl and no mic either).
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1 ReplyYou also forgot: The skilled rookie The guy who hasn't done the raid but gets whatever you need done and can hold his own through the raid. (Me until the last week. Only wiped once before atheon)
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1 ReplyI see that most people are self-identifying as BA Silent Dudes. = in reality they are all probably narcissists. jk jk. But self-identifying as a bad ass is a decidedly non-badass thing to do. Me? Well I'm a VoG noob, fair and square. I am still able to make it through the Atheon section without dying though. Once I'm experienced enough to move on from noob status, I will be a helper all the way. Facilitating the next generation of guardians, giving me a bigger pool of potential raiders to pull from in the future.
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Im the badass silent dude
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Lol I'm totally a lap dog.
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Edited by Lord Remoss: 11/27/2014 9:20:57 PM[b] [/b]
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Im the silent dude
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1 ReplyWow. I now realize I am a Narcisst
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1 ReplySomewhere in between helper and the BA silent guy
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I'm usually the leader, trying to be as helpful and supportive as possible. Always accepting and eager to guide the noobs. I've actually got 3 or 4 lap dogs in my entourage haha. Good times in the raid.
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5 RepliesYou forgot- The Mavericks, he'd just as soon run off on his own and blaze his own trail. He always knows the best routes and methods so why would he listen to the group. In the gorgon route he takes alternate paths, when it changes the Gorgon's path it's clearly your fault. He's gonna pick up the relic before anyone gets a chance, when he dies it was your fault you didn't help clear the mobs because you had to focus shots for oracles. The professional, he eats, breathes and sleeps the raid. If you have questions, go fukc ourself noob. If you've never done a part a certain way, clearly you're holding the group back. If by chance you die in the hard raid you need to be kicked. The only person who can die is him, because you should have been there to help with that praetorian or obviously the game glitched. When you go back and check the stats this world eating bad ass has the most deaths and the least kills. The lap dog, this yes man is accompanying his friend who is the real deal. He spends the raid taking cues from said friend while ridiculing anyone else's mistakes. His actions ineptitude does not matter cause his boy is carrying you scrubs.
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Silent guy here.
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Helper.
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Silent guy.
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Im the noob..
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Edited by LasagnaGuy: 11/27/2014 7:51:39 PMI'm BA silent dude
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1 ReplyI'm a combination of ba silent dude and narcissist, honestly depends on the day, and if we have to wipe multiple times for stupid recurring reasons or something. not proud of it, video games just irritate me easily
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BA silent dude sounds exactly like me
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i am the silent dude
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Silent as -blam!- here
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There are some serious BA silent types. I find more silent types though. BA should be a prefix for any of the VoGers, also stoned, strategist, skilled, average and terrible. For the most part I agree though lol.
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The big cheese. Will want everyone to run to district 9 to open the gate, that's if they couldn't find that oracle checkpoint after 45 minutes in orbit. Refuses to entertain anything but a wipe and snipe for oracles even if it's not hard mode. Pushes the gatekeeper like everyone else but makes you feel extra cheesy about it. Complains every run about existing glitches versus the ability to push Atheon off.
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I'm the BA silent dude who's not so silent and is usually cracking jokes keeping the mood light during the whole raid.
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[quote]Just Incase you don't know, there are 4 different types of VoGers, the Narcissist, the Helper, the Newbie and the BA Silent dude. NOTE: This thread is just for lolzies! Don't get offended if you happen to be one of them! The Helper is the kind of guy who helps out the Newbies and tends to get things done. The Newbie is a guy who has only played VoG a couple of times. They usually get yelled at by the Narcissist. The Narcissist is the annoying guy who does not much but tells people what to do, and treats people like idiots if they ask a simple question. Subsections: [spoiler] [b]Sias[/b] The professional, he eats, breathes and sleeps the raid. If you have questions, go Blam!- yourself, noob. If you've never done a part a certain way, clearly you're holding the group back. If by chance you die in the hard raid you need to be kicked. The only person who can die is him, because you should have been there to help with that praetorian or obviously the game glitched. When you go back and check the stats, this world eating bad ass has the most deaths and the least kills. [b]Sias[/b] The Mavericks, he'd just as soon run off on his own and blaze his own trail. He always knows the best routes and methods so why would he listen to the group. In the gorgon route he takes alternate paths, when it changes the Gorgon's path it's clearly your fault. He's gonna pick up the relic before anyone gets a chance, when he dies it was your fault you didn't help clear the mobs because you had to focus shots for oracles. [/spoiler] The BA Silent Dude is the one guy who doesn't talk a lot, only when important, but they tend to get fecal matter done. If they're the fire team leader, they tend to boot Narcissists. Leaders: Joeyoungfitz [quote]They are the guys that are between the helpers and the narcissists. They lead the group and explain every step and everyone's role. They accept newbies or level 29 for hard raids if they can hold their own and listen and follow directions[/quote] Lap Dogs: Sias, [quote]The lap dog, this yes man is accompanying his friend who is the real deal. He spends the raid taking cues from said friend while ridiculing anyone else's mistakes. His actions ineptitude does not matter cause his boy is carrying you scrubs.[/quote][/quote]I would be the BA Silent Dude
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There's a lot of truth to this post surprisingly.
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Edited by Io Echo: 11/27/2014 5:57:06 PMI'm the newbie and a pair of awesome dudes not only got me through the easy raid for the first time but also the HARD raid within 24 hours :,)
