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Edited by Bucket of Tears:
11/26/2014 1:52:04 PM
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Destiny Pick-up Lines
This thread may have been done before, but I figured we could get a few good laughs out of this (or just fun in general). Post your best Destiny pick-up lines. Let's see how clever the community is...
I'll start:
Is that Exo Stranger a Transformer? Cuz that bod is Optimus Fine.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if I were a Ghost, I'd choose you.
EDIT: Well done so far! Keep the lols coming!
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If my dick was a completed bounty, and you were Xander 99-40 , I'd give you my bounty ;) [spoiler]That sucks[/spoiler] [spoiler]not as bad as you swallow[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesPerson whom you are attracted to - *sniffs* "What's on this rag?" You - "I could tell you..." *They pass out*
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1 ReplyWanna see my Black Hammer
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1 ReplyEdited by UltimateOz: 11/28/2014 8:51:34 AMGirl, you must be a blade dancer Because you just -blam!-ed me and my team. P.S. Don't really think hunters are overpowered, but others do and went with the joke ^^
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1 ReplyHey girl, id like to leap into your crotas end
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1 ReplyI am Gjallarhorny.
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Let me inspect your black hammer 😜
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Hey little light are you on Playstation because I really want to get connected...
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I wish I was a sparrow so then you could ride on me
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1 ReplyEdited by Crowley: 11/30/2014 9:38:05 AM*Leans against something* Girl, are you a game developer? Because I'd pay whatever it costs to access all that extra content...
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[quote]This thread may have been done before, but I figured we could get a few good laughs out of this (or just fun in general). Post your best Destiny pick-up lines. Let's see how clever the community is... I'll start: Is that Exo Stranger a Transformer? Cuz that bod is Optimus Fine. [/u]Roses are red, violets aren't -blem-!in blue, they are purple. That is all.[/u] EDIT: Well done so far! Keep the lols coming![/quote] Fixed it for you. Underlined it.[spoiler]ayy lmao( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/spoiler]
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Hey bb why dont you let me spawn in your loot cave...
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Why dont you take me home I have a great story and good graphics...
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Hey girl how about me and my other lvl 32 friends explore your dark below
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Hey girl I'm breaking in your vault of glass
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Want my light in that abyss?
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1 ReplyAre you from the Fallen, girl? Because I would "Fall in you."[spoiler]This was so bad, but okay.[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyTake my super good advice and go out with me cuz babe that's the truth
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1 ReplyHey. Let's play destiny. We'll grind, okay?
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Nice poverty exotics scrub, check my hard earned raidloot out. Gtfo scrub, you aint even level 31 you can't join my team nubcaek xurscrub
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1 ReplyU wearing the armentarium? Cause your noobs are exotic
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I've got a maxed gjallarhorn?
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Edited by DelTaco: 12/20/2014 10:14:03 PMAre you a ghost? Because you just opened the door... to my heart. I wish you were a sparrow so I couls ride you for 6 seconds and then get off.
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*leans on something* hey gurl. [spoiler]date me[/spoiler]
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My hard light just awoken what about we go explore your dark below?
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I have a exotic pulsating rifle in my pants
