This thread may have been done before, but I figured we could get a few good laughs out of this (or just fun in general). Post your best Destiny pick-up lines. Let's see how clever the community is...
I'll start:
Is that Exo Stranger a Transformer? Cuz that bod is Optimus Fine.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if I were a Ghost, I'd choose you.
EDIT: Well done so far! Keep the lols coming!
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I would propose to you but I'm afraid if I go down on one knee I might not be able to get back up.
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You can be the cryptarch and I can be a guardian with legendary engrams to turn in ;)
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Once we get into my bedroom it's all downhill from there because we can cheese it.
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I'll put my black hammer into your dark below
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This isn't a pick up line but I saw someone post this on the forum. "When you're taking a shit and look down to see a mound of relic iron in the toilet."
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Baby, it's time to slam my black hammer on your white nail.
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No vex eye too red no engram too blue no matter what I will love you
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Girl I'm ready to explore that darkness anytime:)
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My name is Bob. I'm an Exo and my dick never goes limp. #winning
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Is your garden as black as your spire? I like it when the curtains match the drapes..
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Hey Girl, once you've had a ride on this pike, you won't be sparing any 'ohhhs!'
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I'm gonna penetrate your cortex.
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I'll take you to orbit... But first I've got to stop at the tower. You know, from across the bar, you looked like a blue, but up close, I can see you're a purple, maybe even a yellow. I have a maxed Gjallarhorn.
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Hey girl, are those pants purple because that ass is Legendary
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Titan pick-up line: Hey there baby, wanna "tighten" this Titan here?
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I'll beat you with my bkackhanner
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That second candle cheese is gross
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If I blast you with my Gjallarhorn twice will you get on your knees and lick my Scrota?
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Baby, I'd pay any price for a gram of that end, bein' an agent of the fine!
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Dear Cryptarch: Roses are red My engram is blue I got a legendary Let me -blam!- you
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Check out my Black Hammer.... I'll have you staggered in no time!
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Can I explore you're dark below?
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Hey baby you can call me Liturgy cause I can finish in 30 seconds
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(Said to current boyfriend) It does not know this one is mine. (Take her hand and walk away)
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Baby, you and me means destiny. Let's not make this a public event and simply fly away.
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Destiny awaits us back at my place.