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11/23/2014 4:35:32 AM
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How will I die?
So I got home tonight to reveal a huge blister. At least half an inch bubble. You could almost smell the Ebola in the air.
Now, I'm not a doctor, but naturally, I know this means I'm going to die soon. Searching up medical advice just supports my claim further.
I seek the professional medical help of the Flood to inform me how terrible my death will be.
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Edited by Esko: 11/23/2014 5:11:33 AMIt will grow reeth, turn inside out, and crawl its way into your genitals and eat them causing you to bleed out and die. You corpse will be infested with them and the CDC will burn it.
