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11/17/2014 1:36:58 AM
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I'm suing Google

So yeah, before you hate just please read. This is serious as -blam!- and I may actually have a good case here. So here's the story: I'm on Google looking for porn. I type in XNXX. Out of nowhere, instead of XNXX being in the search bar I see Chuck Norris. "Weird" I thought. I delete, retype XNXX and hit search. Next it says "Google can't find Chuck Norris, he finds you or some shit". Next thing I know my door is getting kicked the -blam!- down with Norris storming up in my crib. Before I even had time to say "What the -blam!- is going on" He roundhouse kicks me in the face and I went through the wall. I wake up to a ghastly smell. (He shit o my stomach while I was out) Basically I'm gonna try and get Google for the following: -Assault -Attempted murder -Destruction of property -Breaking and entering -Possession of a deadly weapon (Chuck) I think I have a good case here guys. Support please!

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