To: 1337 Tower Lane From: Agents of Nine Headquarters Dear NinjaNate82, Sorry to tell you the bad news, but we won't be putting The Last Word under your tree. It seems you haven't prayed to The RNG God anytime lately. So it seems we're just gonna have give out 3 random gear everyone has and the Fate of All Fools, and a better luck next time thank you note. Your friend, -Xûrta Clause PS: Next time you forget the hatted û in my name, you and your friend are going to be getting nothing but ammo synthesizes every Xûrsday for as long as I'm here.