To: Agents of the Nine Headquarters From: 1337 Tower Lane Dear Xurta Clause, I hope you liked the strange coin shaped cookies and spin metal leaf tea (speaker said I you wouldn't want vex milk with your cookies) I left out for you last week! I know a lot of other guardians are asking for Gjarlhorn this weekend, but I just want to say I have been a very good warlock! I don't forage materials at the beginning of strikes, I never used the cave, and I only hid behind a crate for nightfall because the psions slapped my friend to death and we didn't want to wipe! If I can't have that then here's a few other things I'd like under the oversized bonzai tree! A John Marston Space pistol: The Last Word. My favorite pro wrestler Zangief's: Red Cyclone Death Heart of Praxic Fire (even though my vanguard nanny Ikora says I'll poke my eye out with a solar grenade, I totally won't!) Oh! And don't forget peace on earth! ...Venus, Mars, the moon, and hopefully someday the reef! From, NinjaNate82