{{
`${userDetail.user.displayName}${userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode ? `#${standardizeBungieGlobalCode(userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode)}` : ""}`}}
{{getUserClans()}}
Edited by soxironlung:
11/14/2014 4:46:42 AM
38
CRUCIBLE ONE PUNCH DEATHS!!! REALLY!!
How the F@#$!!!! Does a lvl 7 one punch me?!?! This crap is ridiculous. I empty an entire clip into a lvl FREAKING 7 77777777 not 17 not 27 but 7!!! Not 7 minute abs, though I feel a little like the duffle bag man right now! A lvl 7 one punches me after absorbing an entire clip! Its BS. I want to like the crucible but GOD!!!! HOW DOES A LVL 7 ONE PUNCH A 29 WITH BETTER ARMOR?? BS BUNGIE!
Edit: I do see the humor in this BTW. Here lol lol lol lol. Better.
I'm getting the idea that many of you don't understand what I'm doing here. Notice the "duffle bag" bits and such. I'm simply talking and I find it humorous! So would everyone please, either A: stop posting on this all together. Or B: quit acting like 12 year old little brats and trying to pick fights with me. I get it, your tough! And talking smack over the net really shows your bully at school who's boss! (Worlds smallest violin) I'm sure you'd say it to my face.
Also, if you're not smart enough to understand sarcasm and over acting....feel free not to comment. But feel even more free to leave the house once in a while...read a dictionary....or continue modeling your people skills after Sheldon in the big bang. Which, all be it AWESOMELY funny...I pity anyone with that lack of communication capability.
Edit: for clay51....I made an error and as a wife of a former marine I feel corrections are necessary.. I dumped a whole "mag" not clip ;-) lol
-
1 ReplyThey are probably hitting you with a shotgun first. I tend to run around with a shotgun with my warlock. Quick R2 followed by an R1 gives people the impression of one hit kill. Its actually more precision and skill.. Guess you're just shit..
-
God damn it Meg...
-
1 ReplyIt's the sweet lag that gives the illusion that you're being one hit ko'ed. I get those wtf moments at least once per two matches.
-
2 RepliesNo, not six. Seven. How can you get a complete ab workout in 6 minutes?
-
2 RepliesI really don't think you understand how the crucible works, minus weapon and armor perks everyone is equal, armor nor level matters.
-
1 ReplyBungie's love for the number 7 is the answer. You didn't know level 7 is the strongest level in crucible? Noobs.
-
7 RepliesEdited by Coyote_x_Starrk: 11/11/2014 5:27:13 AMThere is no such thing as a one punch kill in PvP. The only melee that kills in one hit is the shoulder charge. You either were already damaged or you lagged out and took damage and were melee'd. The fact you dumped a clip into him and nothing happened is indicative of lag.
-
1 ReplyEdited by StiviX: 11/14/2014 4:36:13 AMMy all time favorite happened earlier this week. On exodus I'm heading to cap C and an enemy runs out of that small room leading from C to A. I shoot him three times with hawkmoon, one body shot and two headshots, both headshots trigger Aces. I see the damage counters so I know they hit. He proceeds to take two more steps, slide towards me, kill me with his shotgun, [i]then[/i] dies and I get my kill.
-
1 ReplyMy favorite is when you melee a dude with barely any health, and somehow he survives for just long enough to kill you, and then dies right after. Uhhh what?
-
Its the internet.... The one thing more common than these baby troll posts are the serious posts on the same topics.
-
2 RepliesTake a shit
-
He prestiged and had some extra perks.
-
Well this isn't iron banner y'know?
-
You ever enter the Crucible at a really low level? In the bottom left it says something like "Stat Boost Active". Basically it makes you and your white/green gear on god mode. I'm half tempted to delete a char and restart just so I can go back to low level and run around going Tommy Riordan on everyone. Only time my k/d was over 1.
-
3 Replies7 chipmunks twirling on a branch.. eating lots of sunflowers on my uncles ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea
-
1 ReplyKnow what is more nonsense than that? Throwing knives to the head not being 1 hit kills... That is possibly the trickiest thing to do on a moving target or in the middle of a gunfight and should be rewarded accordingly. Just my opinion though.
-
Umm, PvP is balanced out so all players can play without being obliterated by higher levels fyi.
-
2 RepliesEdited by Ryu Knight98: 11/11/2014 6:14:23 AMYou got netcoded. And they said that was ONLY IN BATTLEFIELD...
-
Everything is normalized in PvP? Its been like that since day one.
-
1 ReplyYes, really. There have been 1 hits since day one. Deal with it, chump.
-
You said he was a level 7,77777777 so....
-
These PvE players... *sigh*
-
A level 7 x 9 = 63. That's OP.
-
I remember when having a laggy connection was the worst thing ever. You would literally stand there, but now laggers are God's...
-
Edited by Cyriacus: 11/11/2014 6:50:20 PM??? Can you spell normalization? That and lag. Now Iron Banner should be a different story.
-
3 words, dial up connection.
