You are now a temporary god.
You can perform 5 acts that can change the world or you can -blam!- shit up an go crazy.
Id fix the crazyness going on in the Middle East, sort that shit out
Then id fix hunger an thirst in Africa, preferably by a hilarious chain of events involving a meteor and the ocean...you see where I'm going with that
Then id mess with random stuck up kids till they get scared shitless. Essentially messing with their heads, moving shit around pretending they are being haunted basically.
Id make every kids tv station revert to actual normal 70% cartoon 30% sitcom shows so at least i could save one generation with normal programming and not programming directed at teens and not a younger demo. (I've noticed some kids networks play more sitcoms than cartoons. Why?) essentially id revert the programming to between 1990-2005 shows that way they can watch good shows.
Id make Starbucks and any company able to make it, unable to make pumpkin spice lattes, teenage girls lose their minds.
What would you do?
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extinguish the sun