Wont be possible, for once my gaurdian removes your gaurdians mask to begin defication in the mouth a virus will be transfered to your network. And just as the chocolate loaf hits the back of your gaurdians throat the virus will spread to your service providers node and wipe all its firmware completely ruining your area for internet service and you will be held responsible for damages. O.o [spoiler]DISCLAIMER: I do not possess such software I am in no way capable of these acts. Please dont shoot me NSA[/spoiler]