Thank you for the laugh, I needed it! I love satire and reading the responses from people that are providing advice on how to refine your AFK experience is amazing. :-p For those that believe that negative action will occur on your account due to "Griefing" an AFK player, consider the following: - Send an invite or pm to the other active player to join your Fireteam. - report the AFK player for Inactivity so that you are not re-matched during pick-up groups. - Leave the Strike & start a new strike, problem solved. ;-) "Bad Troll" my foot! More along the lines of "Troll Lord" for 600+ replies; give yourself a pat on the back for leveling up. :-)