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Edited by Elbow Macaroni: 11/5/2014 5:33:55 PM
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Oh god, my name has an all new meaning now Two definitions that I found funny First: [spoiler]When you meet a female only once, but you -blam!- her twice. [i]Yo my -blam!-, last night i met this bitch chillin wit everyone. I brought her home and you know damn straight I laid down that elbow macaroni. I didnt bother gettin her numba though, no need for it.[/i][/spoiler] Second: [spoiler]A gentleman with a penis curved to the left covered in lowfat cheeze wiz who receives a blow job from a woman. As he is about to ejaculate he elbows her in the head and yells, "dinner time!" [i]As soon as he took off his pants and brought out the cheeze in a can he knew it would be elbow macaroni for dinner.[/i][/spoiler] That's just -blam!-ing nasty...
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