"Guardians, there is another oppressed civilization needing our help! Are you prepared to travel through the timestream to help those in the ancient past? Your very existence may depend on it! We must shed our technologically advanced weapons and armor and go toe to toe with stealth and ancient weapons to defeat this foe. Are you up to the task? Can you join in Unity with other time-traveling platypi to defeat this oppressive aristocracy?" This message was blasted into the future by backwards traveling neutrinos. Those platypi with access to the timestream (costing about $60-$90 dollars), can join me in the French Revolution starting on 11/11 3:01am Eastern/12:01 Pacific.