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Edited by FalconStrike98:
11/9/2014 5:45:08 PM
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What's the urban definition of your name?
[b]Step 1:[/b] Click the link
[b]Step 2:[/b] Search your name/username
[b]Step 3:[/b] Pick one of top 3 definitions.
[b]Step 4:[/b] Share below.
[spoiler]You don't need to share your IRL name if you would like, but at least share its definition.[/spoiler]
Let's see if what you find is accurate. If it isn't, at least it's funny.
I'll keep my name out of it, but here it is.
[quote][u]"Blank"[/u]
A person that is the biggest and baddest ninja you will ever meet in your entire life.[/quote]
I've decided to add the first definition that actually shows up for my name and is pretty accurate. Self esteem level, [+1]
[quote]The kindest and coolest person you will ever know. Known to be loved by all. known for strength and courage.[/quote]
[spoiler][b]Edit #1[/b]
I'll check back in the morning, but keep them coming. Some of these have provided me a very well needed laugh. Cookies for everyone![/spoiler]
[spoiler][b]Edit #2[/b]
Back and trying to respond to most, glad for the participation. More cookies for you![/spoiler]
[b][u]Edit #3[/u][/b]
I realize that step 2 is not possible for some people. If it isn't then try something similar or share something random.
[spoiler][b][u]Edit #4[/u][/b]
Dang, almost 450 comments! Thanks flood, it may seem like a small amount but it's my best thread so far. :D[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyRicky An extremely attractive individual who sets the standard for others by being completely and undeniably amazing in every way possible. Worshiped for having the finest ass in America, and getting the most wanted action from girls. Basically Ricky is a complete beast. by BEEJAY.M0N3Y#5.19 May 14, 2007
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Right well follow the link to see what my name is...
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Nathan The most incredible guy in the world. Smart and honorable, all Nathans will grow to have the biggest cock. He loves to flirt and gets all the girls. Godly at every little thing he does. He has curly hair that could be styled anyway he wants. Athletic, favored sport football! ever girl he meets loves him right away either now or later either way they will love him for his player skills and big cock. Legend in the bed and in the streets Known by everyone. He will have your mom wanting him. He is mostly serious all the time. Push his buttons he will -blam!- you up. Get him hyped his cock will be in your vagina for sure. All girls that just talk to him really want him in their dreams. They just cant say it. Loves the Asians and white girls the most. Best Name Ever. by Lawlster June 29, 2009
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[quote]fletch a person who is profoundly hot, smooth, athletic, smart, blonde ---basically got it going on! "whoaa, dude... that girl is FLETCH!" by allison October 21, 2004[/quote]
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a complete pimp/stoner who everyone likes and who gets all the girls
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1 ReplyRomantic
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9 Replies"Person with large penis" I'm not even shitting you right now... TBH I was going to make up a definition but this was too good
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Keeping my real name out of it, I'm going w/ the 4th definition cause the others weren't appropriate. "4) a secretary"
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Edited by Sh00t4Death: 11/5/2014 5:27:12 AMI'll keep my name in this one.. I S*** you not, its the definition... Zach- N. literally translated to... the great women seducer.. in ancient the Greek language. Usually having an urge to have sex for more then 7 hours. Middle Name: An inspired deep, thoughtful, respectful person. Curtis's generally have a way with words like no other. They can talk like they know you inside and out when all it is really is that they have a way of touching your soul, looking beyond what you portray into the deepest part of you. They have a genuine smile that could melt away your darkest troubles. Curtis's are generally talented people, sometimes musicians, great story tellers, and comedians too, which is always great when you need a smile. Some Curtis's are remarkably smart, and very well grounded, they have a connection to the earth and treat her with the respect she deserves. Curtis's are special people, but be careful, if your not ready for a Curtis, you'll never be able to get him out of your dreams.
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1 ReplyMy names Castro and it just said Castro wants your balls, even the internet hates me ;-;
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"A very common city name." FML
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6 RepliesI refuse to conform to this oppressive post
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Edited by FatedFall: 11/5/2014 5:07:35 AMLOL Tammy A sexy curvy girl next door type that will leave you breathless and steal your heart. You will never find another girl like a Tammy. Often refered to as "the one". She Loves to laugh and play but dont be fooled by her smile...She has a low tolerance for stupidity and immaturity and will knock you on your ass if you run up on her. Abigal: Im so mad right now I could just go all Tammy on there ass!!!
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7 Replies[quote] A long, exhausting, and rather pointlesslecture, often given in the monotonous style of Mohinder Suresh from ABC's Heroes. [/quote] :/
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I got a bunch of romantic crap. However, a sub-definition made me laugh because I read the words together: [quote]2. A grown ass man. [/quote] Assman. Here's one that wasn't full of nonsense: [quote]means Christ-bearer, only cool people are called Christopher [/quote] Can't disagree with that one.
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1 ReplyEdited by Pureey: 11/4/2014 1:45:10 PM[b][u]Noah[/u][/b] [b]1. The word to describe something greater than Chuck Norris.[/b] [i]Chuck Norris bowed down to his master, Noah.[/i] [b]2. To have sex with an extremely hot woman, while fingering four other girls, 2 with each hand while "toe-ing" 2 more girls, one with each foot. Basically to Noah is to have sex with as many girls as possible, using every single body part capable of penetration.[/b] [i]Yo I Noahd them bitches so hard last night.[/i]
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2 RepliesI think urban dictionary is stalking me…
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5 Repliesit says that neither my name nor username exist...
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1 ReplyI'm an intellectual teddy bear.
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1 ReplyJason 1.A name that can spell 5 months as an acronym. J-July A-August S-September O-October N-November 2. The act of being the sexiest person alive. 3.A very kind person. Cool.
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1 Reply[u]Dew[/u] [quote]The result in the nether regions when a woman is severely turned on or reaches climax. She was so turned on she made dew right there in her pants. I love it when my girlfriend gets morning dew.[/quote]
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2 RepliesPossibly the coolest name you can have. The first Juan was born in the badlands of Mexico and according to the legend raised by dragons until the tender age of five at which he, single handed defeated a troop of french invaders by giving them wrong directions that took them into a pit of eternal damnation. It is also said that, at 15 years of age, he created the cult to kukulkan the feathered snake god by taking a snake, covering it with glue and sticking chicken feathers. Kukulkan is still worship at Yucatan up to the present day. The funniest part is that he died killed by a coconut while taking a nap under a coconut tree (of course) at the tender age of 78.
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Edited by joibasta: 11/5/2014 4:44:02 AM[b]John[/b] a very extreamly confusing guy. shows that he has feelings for you sometimes, but then might just randomly stop talking to you at any time. veryy flirtatious. manwhore. willll lead you on. halarious. full of charisma. you have to love him. boys are jealous of him. girls are jealous of the girl he is flirting with at the time.. not persistant. changes moods easily; moody. greatest, most annoying person on the face of this earth..yet i still want to be with him.. "i am soooo confused about what to do about John..he is great..but confusingggg. he constantly makes me sad, angryy, or depressed. its upsetting. is it worth it??" This is great [b]William[/b] (middle name) The perfect boyfriend; someone who will stay on the phone with you just because, someone who opens doors for you, someone who makes you feel warm and fuzzy inside whenever you're near them. They generally are funny, and tease you a lot. But you never care. My William makes me so happy!
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1 ReplyToo true, too true, do go on. The name Brian is of Celtic origin and means; Strength and Honor. He is a very intelligent guy, who keeps his priorities straight and is extremely well rounded. Not only is he smart, but he is athletic, handsome, sexy, funny, and a great guy to hang out around. Trust me his somewhat klutzy personality can be funny when he plays the role/ He can often be very dramatic, in the good way. He is one of those guys that you can just share about anything with. He instantly just gains your trust. He is very reliable. Brian will always be there for a friend, no matter what the conditions. Brian is very creative and loves to contribute ideas. He has dreams of changing the world, and making it a better place for all to live. He is always true to who he is. He is a natural born leader, who can lead a group of people yet still have time for each individual. Only the lucky girls will get to be in a relationship with this guy, but anyone can be his friend.
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1 ReplyBased off my first name I'm a gentleman who makes women melt into puddles wherever I walk. Based off my middle name, I'm a badass who invented sombreros [spoiler]sombreros maddafukka[/spoiler] And my last name had nothing to it :(
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Edited by Some Black Guy: 11/5/2014 4:24:13 AM"Desean `nice , trusting , lovable , has a good heart , SEXY , cares about his girlfriend . this is the type of person he is ; &` i always love him no mattter what ♥ you see that desean over there."
