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Edited by ReekyLeaf132:
11/1/2014 3:33:30 PM
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This is the best Post to Deej I have ever seen
Not mine at all, but made me laugh my ass off... listen to Stan by Eminem first then read... my god Erk, this is awesome.
Erkyo:
Dear Deej,
I wrote to you but you're not bothering.
I left my name, My gamer tag, And my main e-mail at the bottom. I sent two letter this past Autumn, You must not-a got 'em There probably was a problem on the internet or something Sometimes I misspell e-mails too, Sloppy when I jot 'em But anyways... -blam!- it, What been up? I like that the VoG is harder. Just beat it, with my wife, my son and my daughter. Aetheon didn't stand a chance, total slaughter. Oh I got a dog too, guess what I'm gonna call her. I named her Bungie. I read about the bad reviews and I'm sorry At least your not going under like, Atari And I know you probably hear this everyday But I'm your biggest fan My room is a Bungie shrine man I don't believe DLC is a scam Anyways I hope you get this man I love all your work This is Erk!
My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all. The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all. And even if I could it'll all be gray, Put your game on my facebook wall It reminds, that the game's not so bad, it'snot so bad at all.
Dear Deej,
You still ain't responded or wrote, I hope you have a chance, I ain't mad,
I just think it's -blam!-ed up you don't answer fans If you didn't want to talk to me outside the studio You didn't have to.
But you could have signed cover art for Matthew That's my little brother man He's only 12 years old. We waited in the blistering cold For four hours and you just said no. That's pretty shitty man Bungie's like his -blam!-ing idol He want to make game just like you He loves you more then I do.
I ain't mad though, I just don't like to being lied to. I remember waiting in New York for Halo 2 You said I could game with you, you never did I'm feeling blue It's ok though, the games help me drift away So when I have a shitty day Pop in Destiny and press play 'Cause I really don't got shit else So that shit helps when I'm depressed I even got a Bungie tattoo across my chest Sometimes you have to cut content, it doesn't make the squeeze But this time it killed us, brought us to our knees As my pocket bleeds, why don't you hear our pleads? I'm begging you please, fix this -blam!-ing game, Before you release the DLC's!!
So you have to respond back Make some sort of contact This whole situation is just whack Hit me back, I know your at work Your biggest fan, - Erk
My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all. The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all. And even if I could it'll all be gray, Put your game on my facebook wall It reminds, that the game's not so bad, it'snot so bad at all.
Dear Mister I'm too good to address or write my fans
This'll be the last time I'll ever write your ass, It's been six weeks and still no word? I don't deserve it? I know you got my last two letters, I wrote everything in it perfect.
This game was awesome But all you've done is -blam!-ing nerf it. Things still broke, oh wait, Look a pumpkin head outfit.
How about you fix that monkey, Aren't updates suppose to make the game less clunky? Better yet how 'bout you contain that -blam!-ing zoo Having second thoughts about getting Destiny 2 What am I'm suppose to do, Put my trust back into you? I don' think so, this isn't fair You proved you no longer care,
I'm done forever, Can't wait for Advanced Warfare Least while I'm there, I can hear what people have to share. We'll talk about how Destiny became this shitty nightmare. Well gotta go, not much time to spare, I'm about to merk Your ex biggest fan -Erk
My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all. The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all. And even if I could it'll all be gray, Put your game on my facebook wall It reminds, that the game's not so bad, it'snot so bad at all.
EDIT: glad everyone likes it as much as I do. Just want to reiterate that this user ERKYO's handiwork. I'm just a fan who doesn't know how to link the original forum. It was in DEEJs Dark Below announcement post FYI
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3 RepliesEdited by Tevaull: 11/2/2014 4:23:37 PMThat pretty much sums up everyone playing Destiny, every gamer has or will experience the following 8 steps Destiny. 1. You start out in love with the game, leveling is fun, each area is fun, you are finding new gear at the perfect pace, at the end of your first day playing you have completed three and a half planets. You know you are barely scratching the surface of Destiny you are excited to see the rest of the game and what the next couple of weeks have to offer you! 2. To your surprise you find out on day two that you had half a planet to finish before you finished the game. Kind of odd but you remember Bungie saying you will never finish the game so there must be a TON of end game content. By now you have fully upgraded your character's first class and you are starting to work the sub-class which is awesome! 3. By the end of day 2 you have literally done everything in the game but the Raid and Nightfall strike. You are starting to get bored but you refuse to admit it, holding out hope for VoG and Nightfall once you get the equipment to level up with. You hear VoG is amazing and are wondering if Nightfall will be a unique experience. You can't wait! 4. Days go by, you have a few pieces of gear that have light on it from your class vendor, the only way to get better is to buy from Xur so your time is now spent trying to hunt down Strange coins. Gear advancement has ground to a halt, you have fully leveled your subclass so no character advancement is taking place. You realize at this point turning on Destiny feels more like a chore than a video game, but you refuse to admit this to yourself or everyone else so you start tossing out the "10 year plan" in defense of the game. Every time you write about the 10 year plan you feel a little sick to your stomach but you think you are just missing something in Destiny. All will be revealed! 5. A week is now gone, you have completed the VoG, you found out to your disappointment that Nightfall was a recycle of the same strikes you have played hundreds of times, your favorite gun that you spent hours getting from Xur just got nerfed, you have found several areas fully developed that in the game at at launch and you can't bring yourself to turn the damn thing on. You are now being told you have to pay for the privilege of unlocking content already on your disk and you are finally heartbroken. You express some concerns on the forum and are instantly met with rabid fanboys that attack you like a pack of hyenas defending Destiny at all costs. Now that you are not supporting Destiny you are the enemy and how dare you not blindly love the game regardless of its flaws. 6. You are now two weeks from the purchase of Destiny, all you can think about is the wasted potential. You spend more time watching the old Destiny videos wondering what happened to this, or what happened to that and how the game turned out to be this vacant hollow shell of what it was than you do playing it. You have read the game tester post from reddit multiple times, you imagine that version of Destiny and can't help feeling bitter and ripped off. 7. Week three you are done with Destiny, you only come to the forum to express your anger and frustration and everything that Bungie does at this point is a slap in the face. You regret purchasing the version of Destiny that came with the season pass and wish you had a time machine to go back and save yourself the $100. 8. You move on to some other game and at this point you feel so jaded you are rethinking the entire idea of pre-ordering games and refuse to buy a season pass again.
